fmylovelife
United States
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
darren
Singapore, Singapore
Honey, you've got some explaining to do
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Chrissy
United States
Disconnected
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
ipopnlok
Australia
Romance is corny
Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house, I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied, "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Is this Love Island?
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Oh hells no
Los Altos, United States
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
forgottenbday
Canoga Park, United States
Nice try
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
A. nonymous
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Toolate
Bristol, United States
Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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karinabeby 0
sorry bout that bro.
dedrater_kool_u 0
lifes a bitch and shes a bigger bitch
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Comments (110)
Livinia 11
Whack her in the face with the roses.
starile 20
Yeah! Ex-boyfriend will hate rose-face! What with all them thorny cuts and scrapes..
BaconDave 12
Whack her in the face with your wiener! Oh wait that's illegal... yeah roses are fine...
GreenMaze 0
did you atleast took the roses back?
ninjacutie 6
not to be like a spelling/grammar nazi but I believe it's "did you at least take the roses back" sorry I know I shouldn't correct people… maybe I'm OCD?
GreenMaze 0
^^ I am sorry for the wrong grammar. English is actually my second language. I came from a country where they don't really teach you proper English. Its only been just a year since I migrated to US, so please consider yourself forgiven about your 'Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder' and I hope others will understand about my grammar. Thank you.
TheNewGuy03 29
^ you're pretty good for a person who has learned english as a second language. some people who have english as their first language can't seem to grasp even the fundamentals. i think that, in some respects, you're better off than half of america. |the kid|
ariannaimelda 7
Ouch my friend. Give her the roses anyway and let the thorns do their job
zeroxbitch 0
look at the bright side now there's lots more fish in the sea to fish for...
starile 20
But fishing is so haaaaarrrrddddd....
hellokat1 0
Yea, what if you get a hook in your toe?
SamanthaTorre13 0
your girlfriends a bitch
MurphyS94 4
Aww... all the good guys seem to get screwed over :/ poor OP.
dancebabe34 0
that's like all the nice girls (me) get screwed over aswell...
tony1234 0
that's right 18 I'm one of those guys to but I keep my head up
OceanProtection 0
I got called controlling by my ex and she dumped my ass on valentines day. :l Anybody who knows me, knows I basically don't give a rats ass about anything but work, football, and my friends... /shrug
kingghidorah 10
yes. we do.
dancebabe34 0
awe I'm sorry to hear that!! but it's a good thing you keep your head up cause that's all you can really do right?
kingghidorah 10
pretty much
ErinAriel 0
you deserve better!
jazziness 12
She doesn't deserve you!
BIEBERSLAYER 10
smack the bitch
MrXerxes5 6
Next surprise: Your parents bumping uglies with the neighbors. After that you win a cat.
mintcar 10
I'll take the roses. :) Sorry to hear that OP. :(