Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
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TomFantastic 0
If he told you he wanted time alone why did you go looking for him?
Sparkey 0
You didn't go to "surprise" him, you felt insecure and wanted confirmation.
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Comments (93)
akvandervort 21
I'm sorry that really sucks. Boys suck in general. Hope that you can find someone better.
rawr_iliketacos 0
no pun intended? lol
TallMist 32
Funny that you say that to OP as if OP isn't a guy.
just_me_tmp 0
Hickeys are really trashy- and people don't just suck on other people's necks-Whether your skin is sensitive or not. Someone is always aware of what they are doing. Hickeys don't just happen- he and you both were fully aware of what was going on. Trashy *****.
eoswald 0
fag
NKU_Grad_09 0
kk611- you have a lot of growing up to do, no matter what your current age is. Hickey's make a person (girl or guy) look cheap and gross. If your gf/bf is dumb enough to give you a hickey, I at least hope it's in an area that no one can see. In my opinion, I agree with wilshires1 and think someone who gives/receives a hickey is simply trying to prove a point (in most cases.)
jgupta86 0
I just wonder if we'll see another FML along the lines of.... I wasnt feeling well, so I told my gf I needed the night off, and took a nap. When I woke up I found my neck was bitten all over by some bugs! But my jealous gf thought they were hickies FML.
lovejamienicole 0
i half expected to see YDI for being gay, im pleased to say i havnt seen that;]
AXavierB 1
Same here. I'm actually pleasantly surprised no one has said something like that yet. I was also expecting to see something stupid like "Your boyfriend? But the post says you're a guy," as if gay people don't exist. I've seen it on another FML. =P Anyway, definitely talk to him about it. Maybe you can forgive him, but if he's been doing it for a while I'd break up with him.
ninjb 0
Could someone tell me what a hickie is?
null_fml 11
Yes, probably.
feminist19 0
its bruising on the neck when one gay man sucks another gay mans neck, its god punishing the skin
famo5 5
It's when you suck on their neck and it leaves a red mark. that's called a hicky.
dyld921 2
Google exists for a reason you know.
ninjb 0
Thanks for the help.
fegd 0
Man that's ****** up. That's kinda why I don't do relationships. I'm sorry, and I'd break it off if I were you.
trilingualotaku 0
That's gotta bite. Break it off and find better.
Ninjaface 0
Hm, mindmelds just aren't what they used to be...