Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML
Today, I realized that I've watched so much Honey Boo Boo that I've developed a mild southern accent. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Remember the show Honey Boo Boo? They seem sophisticated compared to the family of weirdoes I got to meet. It's almost got me reconsidering my planned proposal. FML
Today, my friends were showing me infomercials and laughing at how clumsy and stupid the people were. I could relate to every single one of them. FML
Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been making videos every time she babysits my kids (who are 2 and 6 years-old) and uploading them to YouTube. She's retired, but out of boredom and need for attention, she seems to have tried making a family vlog channel, but with MY kids. FML
Today, I'm 16, my sister is 13 and our little brother is 9. Our parents just told us their plans to start a family vlog on YouTube, because, "It's made people rich. Don't you want to be rich?" I said I didn't want to be a part of such a humiliating enterprise, but they started filming me, as a "first family argument video." FML
Today, I discovered that my niece is making a killing with her vlog's revenue by adding a small segment. It features hidden camera footage of her eccentric uncle's daily life: from various reactions while playing a video game, to singing like a dork while working out, and being a huge nerd at everything. It's me. FML
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Jennielee 6
This is an FML for all of us.
jazzy514 7
It's a sad reality...
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crazyjemjem 6
There should be a 'I agree, our life sucks' choice for this one.
perdix 31
Just think, these hillbillies have suddenly been catapulted into the top 1 percent in wealth. Everyone hates the One-Percenters who have ruined America. At least, 99% of us do.
Needafarm 22
The 99% only hate the 1% when they don't acknowledge the 99% that helped get them there. As for them being in the 1%, if they are, they won't be there long. At least not from the commercials that i do happen to end up listening to.
boycrazy30007 12
They are no where near the 1%. And people who hate the 1% are idiots. They worked for their money or to keep their money. Leave them alone. And If they inherited it than oh well get over it. Their parents or grandparents worked hard to give their family a good life.
DMarie2014 5
I just realized that now when you said that. Oh my gosh... What is wrong with society where the ones who work hard barely make half of what somebody one tv makes in a year? It's sad, really..
yesyesnonono 10
Yeah they'll make that money by being redneck freaks, while the working class in America busts its ass. And if you try to get an education to get a better job, you're ******, my friend.
HappyBeach 4
Considering her future hospital bills I'm not too bummed out.
alexicanaaa 7
They'll make money from the show but I'm pretty sure the dad works too. I think he's involved with the fire department? Either way, he works too. Everyone is so judgmental; honestly, I find the show hilarious & who cares what they do with their life? I'm pretty sure they could care less with what you do with yours. I'm from North Alabama but I seriously do not act like that nor does anyone else I know. Hahaha. I'll probably get thumbed down but oh well. Just sharing my opinion. :p
DivineSunshine 1
You may be right, but they will spend all of their money before Honey Boo Boo drops out of school because she is knocked up.
cwl727 33
They don't spend the money. It is put into the girl's college funds.
Alliente 9
I think this is really an our life sucks...
twistergirl17 4
I love tht show!! A dollah makes me hollah honey boo boo!!
neilykins 29
A 6 year old should not be saying those kind of things.
Mykahdoo 6
I'm glad I'm not the only one!
ballpython 15
All I want to know is when is social services going to get involved and stop the mom from pumping her full of that redbull mtn dew cocktail.
boycrazy30007 12
I don't know what kind of teens you know but every teen I meet loves energy drinks.