Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML
Today, I realized that I've watched so much Honey Boo Boo that I've developed a mild southern accent. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Remember the show Honey Boo Boo? They seem sophisticated compared to the family of weirdoes I got to meet. It's almost got me reconsidering my planned proposal. FML
Today, my friends were showing me infomercials and laughing at how clumsy and stupid the people were. I could relate to every single one of them. FML
Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been making videos every time she babysits my kids (who are 2 and 6 years-old) and uploading them to YouTube. She's retired, but out of boredom and need for attention, she seems to have tried making a family vlog channel, but with MY kids. FML
Today, I'm 16, my sister is 13 and our little brother is 9. Our parents just told us their plans to start a family vlog on YouTube, because, "It's made people rich. Don't you want to be rich?" I said I didn't want to be a part of such a humiliating enterprise, but they started filming me, as a "first family argument video." FML
Today, I discovered that my niece is making a killing with her vlog's revenue by adding a small segment. It features hidden camera footage of her eccentric uncle's daily life: from various reactions while playing a video game, to singing like a dork while working out, and being a huge nerd at everything. It's me. FML
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Jennielee 6
This is an FML for all of us.
jazzy514 7
It's a sad reality...
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Comments (83)
jayjayg123 4
True Dat!!!!!
Mich3ll33 4
Honey boo boo is awesome and they are themselves. They don't try to impress anyone or put up a fake front. So they deserve to make more money than you.
ViQValentine 3
You deserve to die.. I watched that show for less than five minutes and it made me want to beat a kitten to death with a frying pan.. They are most definitely NOT themselves, they are whoever the media wants them to be.. They are nothing but fake. She's a ******* six year old and she's wearing more makeup than Lady Gaga. She shouldn't be parading her body around in slutty little outfits, she should actually live like she's a six year old. She should play with legos like my brothers, my sisters, and myself did (we even still do) when we were younger instead of dress like a ***** and soon-to-be teen mom/stripper.. I have much more to say but I'm getting bored with this bullshit -_-
mikeg2810 2
Reality tv has been garbage the whole time!
iAutumn179 12
"A dollar makes me holla Honey Boo Boo!"
Imisshim44 2
don't be rude. that is actually a good show. it shows not every girl on toddlers and tiara's is a little rich thing.
hm23b 1
Holla for a dolla honey boo
kristenalyse13 0
I think it's a good show because it depicts that not everyone needs to be idolized by what they where or how big their home is. It simply shows that anyone can do what they want but still live the "real" American life.
TwoCentsibleGuy 4
O.o I really hope no other countries see this post. In response to your first sentence, while the show *may*, and I use that word loosely because I'm not even sure if they portray that well, have that single moral, the other messages sent to it's viewers (especially the younger ones) are not worth that one hidden, locked away ideal.
jm42345 5
this show is about when 1st cousin do lots of drugs(meth/crack) drink and have sex an procreate
mollysticks 10
How long until child services is at their door?...
vbmg152 19
OMG! Those toothless hicks are the worst thing on TV! I turned it one once to see what a honey boo boo was, I found out quickly & changed the channel. I'll never watch that rot again. You're right, they're making a truckload of money & they don't deserve it!! TV sucks now!!!!
cwl727 33
You do realize they all have all their teeth.