Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML
Today, I realized that I've watched so much Honey Boo Boo that I've developed a mild southern accent. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Remember the show Honey Boo Boo? They seem sophisticated compared to the family of weirdoes I got to meet. It's almost got me reconsidering my planned proposal. FML
Today, my friends were showing me infomercials and laughing at how clumsy and stupid the people were. I could relate to every single one of them. FML
Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been making videos every time she babysits my kids (who are 2 and 6 years-old) and uploading them to YouTube. She's retired, but out of boredom and need for attention, she seems to have tried making a family vlog channel, but with MY kids. FML
Today, I'm 16, my sister is 13 and our little brother is 9. Our parents just told us their plans to start a family vlog on YouTube, because, "It's made people rich. Don't you want to be rich?" I said I didn't want to be a part of such a humiliating enterprise, but they started filming me, as a "first family argument video." FML
Today, I discovered that my niece is making a killing with her vlog's revenue by adding a small segment. It features hidden camera footage of her eccentric uncle's daily life: from various reactions while playing a video game, to singing like a dork while working out, and being a huge nerd at everything. It's me. FML
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Top comments
Jennielee 6
This is an FML for all of us.
jazzy514 7
It's a sad reality...
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Comments (83)
linkinpark98 24
That show makes me want to dig a hole big enough to fit a bed, video games, and a mini fridge and just escape life.
skyeyez9 25
Dont forget a working toilet.
zonkeymaker 14
Ugly fat mom has ruined 3 kids and is about to be a grandmother
kayomi 1
That just depressing for everyone
everton99 16
If you think just seeing these people is bad try living around them. I promise people from the south aren't this stupid. They give us a bad name.
MetalCraze 11
YDI,for being a judgmental ****. You may not like them but who are you to call other freaks?
Lpadavis 0
F all of our lives if people like this are the future....
stereochick16 1
You better redneckednize!
lololwowXD 8
I saw a preview of it the other day and I'm pretty sure I lost some IQ points. It's really sad that our world is entertained by THAT anymore.
KiddNYC1O 22
That's just how it is. Look at Snook.
ninjacow123 6
I agree.