Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
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Top comments
nix1993 41
If they can't tell that the fart really didn't come from you then they're morons, but chances are they know exactly who it actually came from and the opportunity was just too good to pass up. Kids suck, it's a fact of life.
LennyComa 39
Don't worry sooner or later they will leave the school and your "teacher who farted" legacy will be forgotten
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Comments (43)
KociaQ 30
Classes change quickly enough. Otherwise... hells, grow a spine and use authority...
fml510605 16
That seems like a stinky situation
ahabsfan 17
It's not like the dog could be blamed.
Eloxia 7
If you're a good teacher it might be forgotten. Unless it's middle school. Then you're screwed.
HappyPickles 11
... next time, make him pull your finger...
KatieeMoe 14
Tell that student, "you owe me this."
Rojo7098 3
You will also be known as the teacher with bad grammar.
greekk 21
went through all the comments to see if anyone else noticed. Thank you! haha
tosdyke 16
Could have been worse, Be thankful it wasn't a wardrobe malfunction!
skye147 20
At least your pants didn't rip
thejzabs 25
I did that to a teacher once! Never confessed...until now, that is