Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
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Top comments
nix1993 41
If they can't tell that the fart really didn't come from you then they're morons, but chances are they know exactly who it actually came from and the opportunity was just too good to pass up. Kids suck, it's a fact of life.
LennyComa 39
Don't worry sooner or later they will leave the school and your "teacher who farted" legacy will be forgotten
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Comments (43)
Calingaladha 21
It won't be so gastronomical of an incident as long as you keep up an air of confidence.
thefmlman2011 37
Did you bend over to show him more to make up for it? anyone who doesn't get where I'm going with that well and truly sucks.
chinaski7628 32
Are you suggesting the teacher flash her students? Because that's worse than the fart. At least the fart won't get her fired (or jailed).
thefmlman2011 37
i was trying to quote Busteds "what i go to school for" where the teacher bends over and shows the student more.
jryan2 16
Or the teacher can fart in the kids face instead of going to jail? Or leave it and forget it.
Corneliapresent 13
och, farting is a natural thing. If they can't take that, they should lock themselves in. And did you already take revenge on the real culprit by farting when you stand near him and then pointing at him?
Soundslikeothers 15
NO! YOU'RE BECKY!!
EvilLittleGirl 24
the ones who disliked don't get the reference
xmalachix 15
The only way your going to beat this is to own it. Don't let anyone use it against you, use it before they can. The more you fight it the worse it will stick.
EvilLittleGirl 24
Yo that is the teacher who farted No it's Becky
lovaofsoftball98 12
I just hope you're not an english teacher.
brvnnx 18
Soon they'll graduate and that foolish name will go with them.
bleedingglitter 24
Just by that one class. If it's college that will die fast and if it's high school it will die out once they graduate and only be brought up at reunions or when they bump into each other at the grocery store after a long time.
IDerive 12
Perhaps, since you got the name undeservingly, you can place this kid in a seat away from everyone else and eat some things that disagree with you on purpose and walk by his seat often and earn your nickname at his expense.