harry
Hong Kong
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
Kay
United Kingdom
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
Mustache
Austria
Bushy
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
mustachioed
United States
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
xxxchelsiexxx
United States
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
ihatemylife
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Naperville, United States
Half beard
Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Anonymous
Smooth
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Top comments
MigglePop 0
that's actually a myth, however you've even got the myth wrong. When you shave hair it appears to grow in darker because as opposed to growing in naturally and tapering to a point like normal hair, it has a blunt edged due to being cut by the razor. Waxing pulls the hair out at the root and therefore when it grows back would not appear any darker than the hair before.
iloverichardhell 0
its normal- and trust me, other people wont see it as clearly as you do. you may think that its "omg so dark and awful and hairy", but i can bet that no one else is even going to notice, or care for that matter.
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onnielief 4
Laser hair removal, saves you loads of pain waxing, plucking or bleaching
did_it_4_lulz 0
Though, Electrolysis/Laser hair removal should only be done if you know you do not have some other things going on within your body. Like Polycystic ovaries can cause facial hair growth. If that's the case, OP should go to the doctor.
idkweird 0
Laser hair removal is a god send! Im currently looking into getting a complete brazilian laser hair removal....I already did under my arms
timtam24 0
Just wax it.
GPSEmergencyDept 0
can I lick it??
chellinha93 0
Pluck it, go and do it.
LeStab 4
That is hot
chicchicchic 0
Maybe your pregnant? A friend of mine grew hair on her upper lip, when she was pregnant! Something to do with the hormones!
WhatAboutZorro 0
http://www.facialhairremover.co.uk/ This works extremely well.
Royal_Blue 4
It's not as rare as you think. Just get it waxed.
TheOtherNewest1 6
Are you Italian, by chance?
Attrox 0
Did you also grow a pair?