Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML
Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML
Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
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ajs1987 15
You have your friend's address right? Text these guys back.
acommonman 23
show him that two can play that game, OP.
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Comments (47)
soulreaper12296 28
Go to your boss/manger and report them.
Keiajacole 16
Then she has suspected that you're gay for a while.
WitEluded 13
Search for new jobs from his office computer when he isn't looking. When he goes to lunch leave open a web page search for "is ok to not give two weeks notice when quitting"
khorstmye 15
That's what they all say. Just come clean. I'm sure your family will support you.
ProfessorMctitie 20
tell them you have a ****** so it wouldnt work out. problem solved
Kylz 15
You have to admit that it's pretty funny
Zebediabolical 45
People have been convicted of harrassment for doing things similar to this in the US. No jail time, but a criminal record that can **** with your future. In Conneticut, Maine and Massachusetts at the very least.
russfml 31
People should lighten up! That is a hilarious prank, and if he so happened to be gay, well, your welcome lol
ndnpride88 25
Revenge is a must. Call his house and act as A pharmacy and say his prescription for (valtrax) herpes is in
Joshawott 21
"Sorry, this is [Name that isn't yours]. Lucky for you that I know him though! His number is [Friends Number]".
hsbzjsnsos 12
I'm so doing that to someone