Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I was invited to an engagement. My crush is getting engaged next month to a man she told me she hated. FML
Today, someone I've been crushing on admitted they're attracted to me too. We hooked up, but now she says we can't date because she is already dating someone. I feel terrible for them, and now know she isn't the kind of person I thought she was. FML
Great deal
Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML
Commited
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Top comments
Earths_Venus 25
Someone very wise once said "you don't like me, you like the IDEA of me". It's wonderful to have a crush but occasionally perception and reality are very different. I'm sorry. Hopefully the next one will be better.
BrotherPhil 35
Be careful what you wish for - you may get it.
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Comments (46)
Weasel14 8
But still....
FrostyyFML 15
Fellow Ontarian, this is quite unfortunate.
kavank 9
She was single for a reason.
Solano2580 24
YDI for not getting to know the REAL her or asking her exs about it.
XxNightwingxX 21
This is one of the reasons why I don't date. Not because I'm afraid I'll end up dating someone who's a nightmare, but because there's a really high probability that I'll be the nightmare.
Tannasgh 22
Be cautious what you wish for. You may get it. -Lao Tzu
somelildude 14
Having a crush can be an important thing though. Sometimes you just get reeaallll thirsty and you sit back and enjoy that orange flavor.
Mamba8460 6
How so?
fantasyworld 39
Sometimes fantasy is better than reality.
404wan 19
and that's when you stop dating her and dont have to waste any more time crushing!