Love: Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare....

Disappointed 26 May 2016, 20:27 Niagara Falls, Canada

Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

heartbroken 30 March 2011, 00:15 United States

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

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jswag2004 11 December 2019, 01:00 Elgin, United States

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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Antoine 27 June 2019, 04:30

Today, I was invited to an engagement. My crush is getting engaged next month to a man she told me she hated. FML

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UnluckyEMT 27 December 2018, 14:00

Today, someone I've been crushing on admitted they're attracted to me too. We hooked up, but now she says we can't date because she is already dating someone. I feel terrible for them, and now know she isn't the kind of person I thought she was. FML

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danny 14 December 2021, 17:01 Federal Way, United States

Great deal

Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML

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Anonymous 20 March 2023, 00:00 Miami, United States

Commited

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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messed up 16 September 2011, 21:10 United States

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

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Random 4 April 2017, 16:00 Langley, Canada

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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Anonymous 21 January 2022, 08:01 Roeselare, Belgium

Coinkydink

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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ThatOneGuy 28 April 2019, 16:00

Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML

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Earths_Venus 25

27 May 2016, 11:06

Someone very wise once said "you don't like me, you like the IDEA of me". It's wonderful to have a crush but occasionally perception and reality are very different. I'm sorry. Hopefully the next one will be better.

BrotherPhil 35

27 May 2016, 10:48

Be careful what you wish for - you may get it.

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Comments (46)

LyricaSilvan 30

27 May 2016, 13:35

Is it too late to start singing "Devil in Disguise"?

rkolcz287 5

27 May 2016, 13:45

"I don't care how hot a girl is...somewhere, some guy is sick of her shit"

yerawizardlizzy 27

27 May 2016, 20:23

That's a really unfortunate way of thinking about dating.

sk8erd 15

28 May 2016, 21:22

thats so true haha.

Fenbrae 17

27 May 2016, 13:51

Before considering dating anyone you should put them to the test by making them do something incredibly frustrating. That way you discover how they truly are instead of dating the mask someone puts on when they are socializing.

mariathehoe 15

27 May 2016, 16:21

Date idea: build ikea furniture, sounds weird but doing that can help you get to know someone lol

toba122 12

27 May 2016, 16:24

You're joking...right?

Fenbrae 17

27 May 2016, 16:57

Not al all. Everyone can act like a pleasant individual, but not everyone actually is one. Letting someone play a frustrating board game is a good way to see if someone is fun to be around with or someone who gets angry very quick.