Today, I was invited to an engagement. My crush is getting engaged next month to a man she told me she hated. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Traditions suck
Today, I found out the girl who ghosted me a month ago is engaged. Not only is she engaged, but she is in an arranged marriage. And not only is she going to be married, but she still has feelings for me. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Doomed
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Wicked game
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
Break it off
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
The old switcheroo
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
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courtalex 5
I’m confused? She is getting an engaged in a month? Do you mean married? Because who plans out an engagement and plans an engagement party without being engaged yet?
raven_of_azarath 35
Maybe the guy is the one who is planning it all, and will be proposing at the party? Idk. That’s the best I got.
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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
welp, you've got a month to get the courage to tell her how you feel.
courtalex 5
I’m confused? She is getting an engaged in a month? Do you mean married? Because who plans out an engagement and plans an engagement party without being engaged yet?
raven_of_azarath 35
Maybe the guy is the one who is planning it all, and will be proposing at the party? Idk. That’s the best I got.
staaacey 30
that's what I think, too. I think the guy is planning a kind of engagement where others will be there and then pop the question with friends and family around, or where they show up after she is asked, and OP was invited to that event where she will be getting proposed to in a month
evilplatypus 39
The couple has gotten engaged and are throwing a party for friends and family to celebrate the happy news. Not that usual, but not hard to understand, either.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like you're in the catbird seat to become a side piece.
Mathalamus 25
Huh. well, things change. Or it's some convoluted... thing.
JLS 4
That’s not how getting engaged works. 🤦🏼♀️