Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating my town for Christmas. After a break, I came back to find someone had re-positioned the wooden reindeer to make it look like they were humping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML
Today, we spent hours decorating the Christmas tree, perfectly balancing the lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Ten minutes later, the cat thought it was a right time to reenact Die Hard and climbed up the tree, knocking it over. Now my ornaments are shattered, and my cat is smugly sitting in the wreckage. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML
Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML
Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML
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krdel 0
So now a wooden reindeer has his wood in reindeer?
Fiskars02 2
lol pure win. id do the same thing
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Comments (137)
SillyEars 0
did you join them?
Lolerskatez 0
Tis the season to be jolly!
jewban 3
I would do this
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
you can't stop the woodland critters blood orgy!!!
folfg7 0
Bahahahahahah I liked my butt off. are you sure your not just blaning someone else? ;)
mamamiaaa_fml 12
I would have at least taken some pictures. with myself and the dear.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
hahhahahahaffddhzhxjkckvoa I meant deer.
ClickMyPicture 0
Oh boy, can't wait till Santa sees this! Rudolph humping Vixen(;
zkchild 0
They were just trying to help decorate.
maz255 10
falala lalala!!!!
nathan5 0
hey!
unlocker 0
first to comment
SillyEars 0
*facepalm*
Fiskars02 2
lol pure win. id do the same thing
Healtopia 0
win indeedy
madgolden 0
Me Tooo .
rgermain 0
I love it! It's like when ppl rearrange letters on signs to make awful phrases. Kills me every time.
crimsongetsu 0
WIN!!!!!!
froggi_fml 0
aw haha that's cute. XD
Hayman68 4
so are you lol
hobojo11 0
you and me baby aint nuthen but mamels so lets do it like they do on discovery channel
coolname2016 12
Dude that is so old
krdel 0
So now a wooden reindeer has his wood in reindeer?
Amgnowai 0
Haha xD
EffinAhole 0
win
DaveOnDope 4
Win!
Hayman68 4
C-c-c-combo breaker!
rgermain 0
aaaahahha I see what you did there
juliaaalove 8
hahaaa, funny guy.
harleyn 0
nice mane
Cass3m0 0
Clearly, they have a sense of humour. Laugh, OP. 'Tis the season to be jolly. :D
kenziemakayla 5
what does op mean?
tandem123 6
Original post or something to that effect.
Quest_ 13
Am I the only one with a boner right now?
Doortje 30
Nope, the reindeer has one too :)
beastette1230 0
#15 win ^ haha
RedPillSucks 33
Is that what you call the guy on the right?
beepbeepington 0
hahahahhahahahah !
MizzErikaHart 8
lmfao at 51!!
Quest_ 13
No need to be hateful assholes.
chewbacca69 0
I do friend I do
Torialovesya 0
Yep!!
nathan5 0
In no way an fml. thats brilliant! It would definately change a childs idea of reindeers!
nathan5 0
am i not allowed to saw that tgis is not an fml? I did say it was very funny though!
nathan5 0
this*
JonaDona 2
why would you say that? Obviously anyone's life would be pretty F up after someone made a wooden deer hump another (sarcasm)
nathan5 0
now come on!!
KGambii 0
Keep it like that ;)
Doortje 30
FYL for not having a sense of humor :(
bioboy725 10
I agree, I hate people with no sense of humor.