Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating my town for Christmas. After a break, I came back to find someone had re-positioned the wooden reindeer to make it look like they were humping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML
Today, we spent hours decorating the Christmas tree, perfectly balancing the lights, ornaments, and tinsel. Ten minutes later, the cat thought it was a right time to reenact Die Hard and climbed up the tree, knocking it over. Now my ornaments are shattered, and my cat is smugly sitting in the wreckage. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML
Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML
Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML
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krdel 0
So now a wooden reindeer has his wood in reindeer?
Fiskars02 2
lol pure win. id do the same thing
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soytufan 0
lol
Grand_Cookie 21
Orgy in the parking lot after we finish the deliveries for anyone that's interested.
mz_booty 0
creative mind
CallMeHush 1
Randy, the red nose reindeer.
ImaginaryFoe 1
You have to get over it, OP. You can't control what people do. Decorate your little heart out, take a picture, and feel proud of yourself. It's not as if they ruined the entire display. You can move the reindeer again.
DaniPickles 0
true true lol
macskapingvin 0
Hey, even wooden reindeer have needs too! They can't help being so hard and horny!
Grand_Cookie 21
AHAHA!! how long did it take to come up with that one?
macskapingvin 0
Less time than it took to write it!
Grand_Cookie 21
nice
CreateZ 0
'Tis the season to be horny? it'd be incredible if you made a stop motion film of the reindeers humping >:D
manderrface 0
are you into animal ****? is that what makes you aroused? thats gross. not incredible.
FlashBurn 13
It's even better if it's the moving reindeer and one just moves one leg. It looks a lot more like they're humping then! I know some guys who did that to all the ones they saw, lol.
CocoaK 0
I probably would do that.
Flammin8 0
ya that almost a tradition to do that to someone
sourgirl101 29
Santa did it! He knows your reindeers are "ho ho ho".(:
FlashBurn 13
I do believe that 'reindeer' is already plural.
sourgirl101 29
I do believe both are "correct". Now, the real question should be, should I have put "ho's" or "hoes"? (:
yumsugarr 8
in my opinion, I think you should have said "ho ho hoes", however good one (:
WallyTheWombat 0
Both are correct which is weird cause the plural of "deer" is "deer". People don't say English is the hardest language to read/write for no reason. Most of our grammar rules have exceptions for some stupid reason.
DjeePee 25
Correction: Dutch is the hardest language. All of our rules have exceptions.
FlashBurn 13
I agree with yumsugarr on that one. :D