Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
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Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
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IchigoCat 0
Obviously she's not even worth the 65 bucks
perdix 31
Now that you know your girlfriend is a *****, you need to get your unit tested thoroughly. You have no idea what else boyfriend #2 is dipping his dick into while you are renting your girlfriend's pussy.
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anjyu22 0
Man, high school sucks.
caligirl805 0
Wow thats sad!
unFmyLife 0
How could she have kept two relationships going for that long?? She's a bitch ... but she is hella talented at keeping secrets and living a double life lol. I see a future for her as undercover FBI. And yeah, your test is a little more important. If it was just a regular class I would say he was being romantic (come on, we all skipped class once or twice.) But skipping a test is just dumb.
your_face 15
It's not that hard if one's a long distance relationship.
LeverPuller 5
How do you know he's her boyfriend of a year? Unless you knew about it in the first place, therefore nulling your "FML". And if you only recently found out, YDI because you were too stupid to figure it out. I could understand not knowing after a few weeks or months, but a year? Really? There had to've been some warning signs. Also, everyone else, high school romances work just fine if you're not a stupid prick. They just happened to be stupid pricks. :|
asafetybuzz 0
high school romances DO work just fine, thank you for saying that. i've been dating my boyfriend since high school, and we get along just fine. it's all about the maturity level of the couple.
LeverPuller 5
Exaaaactly. I've dated my boyfriend since my sophmore year. I am now a freshman in college and we've been dating for three years next Tuesday wooooo. .-. [/end personal story] |D
catastrophicsock 0
Agreed. High school romances can work. I've been with my boyfriend since my freshman year of high school. We're into our junior year of college now. But school was always a priority. Any girl who disagrees isn't worth your time. And YDI for not seeing the signs. For real?
asafetybuzz 0
i've been with my boyfriend since my sophomore year of high school and i'm a freshman in college, too! he's a sophomore. our third anniversary will be in march! and catastrophicsock, school is also mine and my boyfriend's priority. when we first began dating, i told him that if he got in the way of my education, he would have to go. :) and he feels the same so it works! yaaaaay for successful high school romances! although they don't ALWAYS work out. >.
LeverPuller 5
Haha, neat. xD Yeah, I told him if he even begins to think about 'marriage' or anything of the like before I finish my first four years of college, he's out of luck. Though we agreed on that so it all works out. We're even going to try the long-distance thing because his dad has a very nice well paying job waiting for him when he moves back out there. It'll only be for a year or two though because I have four more years of college after these four years out in the same state. x_x And I wouldn't really know about relationships not woking out either way. He's the only boyfriend I've had. I'm so inexperienced lol xP
Harrywhat 0
YDI for having a **** as a girlfriend.
marshmallowmouse 0
Hey, at least you got screwed, right? :) Kudos for being a dedicated boyfriend, but you should definitely brush up your choosing skills. Maybe in college - there's lots of ass in college. You have to pass your tests first, though. Also...I agree with #12, you might want to go get yourself tested now.
pulpfiction_fml 3
Maybe if you had a bigger penis she wouldn't need another boyfriend. Yours clearly isn't that big, if you would skip all your classes and paid 65 bucks for a cab ride just to see her. Grow a spine, stop going trying to suck up to her so much. High school romances don't last anyway. I can't say I blame her for cheating on you ya big pussy. YDI
NumberZine 0
You already knew about it. Yes, you did. Don't deny it. It's never out of the blue-- there are always signs, even something as simple as the way she dresses hints at how faithful she is. Does she dress to impress you, or does she dress to impress all boys? Think about it.
palmtrees 1
Ugh.. I should introduce you to my ex. He thought just because sometimes I wore a skirt or a dress (not short) when I went out with my girl friends meant that I was sleeping around (I never cheated on him or even considered it). Just because a girl likes to look nice/make herself feel attractive doesn't mean she's cheating. However, I do agree with you that if it's been going on for a year he should have noticed SOMETHING off.
whooshk 0
YDI for skipping school. No person is worth your future
PimpDaddyT 0
dude that was money well spent now you can kick that cheating bitch to the curb