Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he started smoking again and had smoked almost a whole pack in 3 hours. We were on the phone and I was on the bus. He knew that was the perfect time time to tell me, because he knew I wouldn't yell in public. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML
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kscott88 0
Well, technically he wasn't traveling for work when cheating on you...so I guess you were kind of right...
K4ofDoom 0
That sucks.
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Comments (189)
ithedarkknight 0
lmao gooo boyfriend!!! idk why something tells me to be on the boy side this time woot woot
NewLight8421 0
haha i know right?
12frisbees 0
they're both boys
GDinNJ 0
12frisbees, I think that might have been the joke. Just a guess. (But seriously, that's just a guess, I could just be completely misunderstanding ithedarkknight's post).
Stephai 0
Take something, and throw it at that motherfcker from the balcony.
justaquietghost 0
and I quote: "sykotoaster (man)" not really quoting, but still people. Please get his gender right. And OP: That sucks. Was he supposedly travelling when you ran into him at a local bar? Because then... that really sucks..
klutzywriter 0
Talk about irony. That sucks
butteredbuns 0
Was it a dude?
alex_vik 1
YDI for being smoking and being gay.
iJack 0
YDI? Wow, thats not a sexist and homophobic comment at all. That was a sarcastic comment
americayay 0
And I think his was a joke.
divineinstrument 2
Wow, trolls just aren't funny any more. All they do is completely trash gays/fat people/women. Not cool.
sweetnsour15 8
Wow that sucks i'm sorry, and #43 he in no was deserves this. Being gay, or lesbian or bi isn't a choice. You need to learn to not be such an ignorant little piece of shit.
horsiigurl 0
are you saying youre gay? damn man, finding your lover pashing with someone else, at least you guys didnt tie the knots or anything
cutebebe778 0
#2 (caneut) said it all. That's what you get for bragging. Noone likes listenning to people that go on and on about how great their spouses are. Hope she laughed in your face :)
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
irony bitch slap! go!
StoneColdNigga 0
That nigga