Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he started smoking again and had smoked almost a whole pack in 3 hours. We were on the phone and I was on the bus. He knew that was the perfect time time to tell me, because he knew I wouldn't yell in public. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML
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kscott88 0
Well, technically he wasn't traveling for work when cheating on you...so I guess you were kind of right...
K4ofDoom 0
That sucks.
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Comments (189)
_Noon_ 0
Why on earth would you brag about that for 2 hours?!
vaguereference 0
FYL, but really, if you spent 2 hours talking about how you don't worry about being cheated on, it makes me wonder how unexpected this was. Sounds like you were trying to convince yourself there.
ICC 5
YDI for being fag, gays don't Deserve to live!
barlessprison 16
neither do you apparently.
divineinstrument 2
@135: OMG! love you!
shutephanos 0
lol.. great choice for a relationship !!! ahah . >< seriously. that was sick
aireun 0
lol, anyone realize that this guy is a fag? it says (man) i know theres no taboo, subjects in fml, everything's welcome, but jeez i just lost my appetite
LeCielNousAide 7
yeah and what's the problem? I have a couple gay guy friends who are completely awesome to hang around and talk to, plus I know they'll never confess to liking me (like a few straight guys have done that I hang around with a lot; I just thought we were friends). there's nothing wrong with being gay; they are people just like us and it's not a decision they consciously choose...so shut your f***king homophobic mouth. FYL indeed -- your guy was acting like a total *****. I guess his "business trips" were really just his excuse to cheat....
thebestapple 0
Homophobic bitch. Get a life, and don't use derogatory terms. It's fine that you're not gay, neither am I, but we don't need to insult people just because they have different preferences. God, all you homophobics piss me off.
thebestapple 0
Homophobic bitch. Get a life, and don't use derogatory terms. It's fine that you're not gay, neither am I, but we don't need to insult people just because they have different preferences. God, all you homophobics piss me off.
cjp767 0
it will be tough finding a new boyfriend now that you have lung cancer. just slit your wrists now and get it over with.
OverEnthusiast 0
142, grow up. Just because a person smokes doesn't mean they have lung cancer and/or are completely lacking in morals. It's a personal choice, and it's not good for your health but it won't kill you instantly and it's not a moral or immoral choice. Both my grandmothers died of lung cancer, and the one that lived to 80 smoked. The other lived to 62 and she never smoked a day in her life. Stop being DARE's bitch and develop your own mind. God. OP, FYL. Dump his ass, that's just ******* ironic.
thebestapple 0
What the **** is wrong with you? First, smoking has nothing to do with being cheated on, and second, you don't tell someone to go slit their wrists! That's not funny, suicide is not something to talk lightly about.
ClumsyJason 3
Lol, yeah I realized that the op read man and then you put how you and them saw your boyfriend making out with someone else. (:
intotheblue 0
Wow, that sucks. Like you, I trust my boyfriend, but in the back of my mind, my worst fear is having the same thing happen that happened to you. One of the worst things a person can go through, having their trust broken like that. Hope you can find someone more faithful and deserving of your trust!
Beeebop 0
That's what happens when you smoke.xx
MadaFaka_fml 0
Y totally DI for being gay
Hazy_fml 0
Go back to your bridge, troll.
dramakat11 0
Homophobic asshole. You are polluting our planet with hatred.
metro_mello 0
Hello I am the stfu and gtfo before i play hocky with your nut sack queen. Can you guess why your the one who i am talking too?