Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he started smoking again and had smoked almost a whole pack in 3 hours. We were on the phone and I was on the bus. He knew that was the perfect time time to tell me, because he knew I wouldn't yell in public. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML
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kscott88 0
Well, technically he wasn't traveling for work when cheating on you...so I guess you were kind of right...
K4ofDoom 0
That sucks.
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Comments (189)
cutebebe778 0
Haha I take back the last part of my comment. I read the FML fast and thought the OP was a woman bragging excessively to another woman bout her boyfriend. Didn't know it was a dude..my bad.
thatswutshesaid7 0
ADVICE: men are stupid, gay, selfish, selfsentered retards!
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
The OP /is/ a man. o_o And gay, sooo... Yeeeah...
Lounia_fml 8
ROFLOL YOU'RE TOO FUNNY MAN xD!!
GDinNJ 0
"Before insulting the opposite gender, make sure you aren't a disgrace to your own. Epic fail." I second that. Thanks, now we all look like total dipshits.
americayay 0
79, Dumpster is a brand name, and therefore capitalized. Joke.
ualozer 0
FYL
whitefishblackC 0
damn that really sucks. FYL
chocoLIFE_fml 2
haha sucks :(
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Dang that's like the FML with two chicks and one girl leaves the other because she... was seen making out with a guy...? I don't know. Maybe your pride won't be too badly hurt and you'll bounce back soon. Next time you could be... a little less trusting (although being really uptight about it doesn't really solve anything). Tough situation... FYL.
Areyouserious17 0
That really sucks. I hate it when people cheat.
g33ktr0n 0
@jandersoniii go back to 4chan you dipshit
plexico 4
At least he wasn't cheating on you when he was traveling for work! You ought to keep him!
Lounia_fml 8
And how do you know that? Were you with him?? No. And even if he didn't do it while travelling, he did it now, so why would this guy keep his bf? Wow.
Lonely_Lez 0
plexico just likes to stir things up. Best left alone.
americayay 0
I guess I just always assume these comments are jokes. Probably easier that way.
qwerty97_fml 0
r u srious wow........DAMN