Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
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pdHbq 2
The strange things people do...
edgestr 2
Score for him if you're a girl and hot!
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Comments (254)
JayByrd13 6
Shake that thang all the way to YouTube! :)
melbournearsenal 18
I think you mean redtube
TylerOMFG 7
29 - Haha very good observation.
JayByrd13 6
True.. haha
jmalaer 5
Girl (I hope) who likes dancing naked... Where abouts in BC you from OP? ;)
Cryptic_Equinox 0
OP is a dude.
_Ferrari_ 5
Let's pray he doesn't know where you live. He could take those videos the wrong way :/.
CuddleMePanda 0
Who knows, the guy he sold it to might be into that kind of stuff.
Choonie 1
Why didn't u think
katheo21 0
Lol best comment ever
rahrah765765 11
I just checked youporn... Who is the idiot that said that interactive games are great for weight loss??
Androidz 0
Smart people. They said it. Activity=Burning calories. Burning calories=weight loss.
Cherryripe25 5
you know.. people with a brain.
Paradoodle 5
Unless there is a way to save your videos, they erase after you finish the song.
mimeshadow 1
...it says OP is a guy. So id hate to be the guy who bought your kinect.
khaya 9
Let's hope for the red ring of death.
Clamcreepy 7
FYL? FML for the guy brought your Xbox he's gonna be scared for life with your nut sack swinging on his screen from some perv stranger who him a Xbox. unless he's gay then thats like a bonus clip for him lol.
McDonaldsworker 4
Literally laughed about this, Best part is "-some perv Stranger who him a xbox." Witha period at tha end of that sentence, Classic!
immaMonsta 8
#36 *scarred. Is that what you meant?
davidbdb485 0
Clamcreepy even if the guy is gay doesn't mean he'll like it. I think most people(regardless of sex/orientation) wouldn't want to see videos of some random person (male or female) dancing naked. It's just weird.
stephanieeDawnx 0
104.. What do you think **** or a strip club is..? Random girls (& sometimes guys) dancing/.whatever else they do on camera. Or In person. XD
Bladian 5
122, last time I checked, **** is people having sex, not dancing.
marisadc79 0
You just made me laugh sooooo hard lol
ibebrandy 4
Why would you be naked anyway?