Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, because money is a little tight, I decided to sell one of my retro video game consoles. The family member that initially gave me it to me saw the ad on Facebook and demanded I give it back to them. FML
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML
Today, my husband sold a bunch of stuff from our garage to buy himself the latest Xbox. Unfortunately, the clown also sold the bicycle I don’t ride anymore. It was my nana’s vintage bicycle, with original wicker basket, worth several thousand to collectors. He accepted £80 for it on Facebook Marketplace. FML
Today, I posted my phone for sale on Facebook. Someone hit me up to buy it and wanted me to meet them. I didn't really want to drive to them, but I'm a mom of two and I needed food and some extra cash, so I did it. The guy asked to look at the phone… and ran off with it. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Today, I decided I'd sell an old motorcycle I had, in order to help with the bills. I had to be at work at the time when an interested buyer was to show up, so I entrusted my mother with the exchange as she's unemployed. Mom pocketed the money and bought a new freezer for her house, and won't pay me back. FML
Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML
Today, I sold my old iPhone 14… or at least I tried. I met the customer and she said, “Gee thanks!” and walked away with it. When I asked for the money, she said, “Suck my dick!” and took off running. I'm too out of shape to catch her and phoneless until I can come up with the remaining $200 to pay for my new iPhone. FML
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ambowew 7
Not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?
juicedboi 7
At least you got a handshake for your xbox. Who needs money when you have bacteria from a stranger instead!
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doc_j 0
you from california so that explains about 90% of it right there
ohmek 0
He was also a 360 owner. So that explains the other 10%.
locacolloca 0
**** u 2 hell I'm a 360 owner and a native Californian . if u own a PS3 I'd like 2 remind u that I am the one who can currently get online without my profile hacked
doc_j 0
ha i could care less what kind if system u own but i live in cali and this state is full of retards mostly in socal now nor cal i can cut some slack. its like a whole different state up there but yeah so cal are rehtards
seanders 10
Of course Californians are retarded, it's where all the hopeful actors and actresses go. Then their dreams come crashing down and suddenly dropping out of school in grade 8 doesn't seem like a good idea anymore.
docscientist 10
Hey, we have two silicon valleys.
theUBERcomment 1
**** ALL OF YOU. xbox 360 is legit; all it needs is LBP1&2 playstations network gothacked, and it'll stay that way for a while they said. and suck my dick cali rules
locacolloca 0
so does Pamela Anderson lol
seanders 10
107: A prime example of the retards I mentioned prior.
mintcar 10
That was the main reason you met up with him to begin with. WTF? YDI.
lmaoatall 6
I bet when you realized he walked away without paying you pulled a couple of 360's yourself. he just owned you and your system.
sematariux 7
why do so many people fail at using degrees? a 360 means he turned ALL the way around and kept going farther away, you mean to say he did a 180 I bet =p
spazmattic 0
a couple would refer to two 360's. I believe he was saying OP would be spinning in circles upset and confused.
lmaoatall 6
no I meant 360, as if he kept turning and turning and turning. I know what my degrees are. but thankyou for that info. my ass would have been spinning for sure
lmaoatall 6
thankyou 56
tmmundy 17
#34....lmao. you got it right!!!!
theSil 0
pwned #44!
DocBastard 40
Obviously you emailed with him or got a call from him, so you have his email or phone number. Just email or call him and very calmly say, "WHAT'S UP, BITCH? WHERE'S MY ******* MONEY? HUH? YOU THINK I WAS JUST GIVING YOU MY SHIT? GIMME MY MONEY OR I'LL TAKE IT OUTTA YOUR ASS!" Simple.
theUBERcomment 1
no. GIMME THE ****** MONEY OR I'LL SHOVE THE XBOX UP UR ASS SO FAR YOU'LL SHIT XBOX GAMES FOR A MONTH!
Skinny_Girl 0
haha that would be tight if yew could do that...yew won't have to go buy anymore games until the end of the month...that would hurt buht I think yew would just get used to it lol
Kingspin 0
Wait, wait... Money from someone's ass? WHERE?
jmonk 0
how stupid are you
Nosah 3
sue him
Nena713 0
Sue? How would that be logical? I've watched enough Judge Judy, Mathis, and Milian to know how this case would end. OP basically doesn't have a case.
Zomg_Okay 27
What is with you people and suing?! Jesus...
Wazilla 0
With what money? "Yeah! i just gave away a 360 that i bought with my own money and now i'll go buy ps3 for the same price!"
redneck14 11
what?
Wazilla 0
It was a relpy, but for some reason it was moved down here.
callofdutyking 3
yup thats what good salesmen do
AnagenisisZagus 13
I believe that is called sampling... He'll be back.
theten_fml 9
good thing this was one of your "good days." it could of been worse. =] you could of paid him.
fthku 13
No person in this world could "of" done anything.