anon
Swalmen, Netherlands
Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Prince George, Canada
Naughty girl
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Anonymous
United States
Permission denied
Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
Wtfbruhimmovingout
Toronto, Canada
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Disappointment
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Gresham, United States
Disapproving
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
screw life
United States
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
Entitled parents suck.
Overreaching
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
whyme
Economic abuse
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Shame
Toronto, Canada
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Isabel
Cleveland, United States
No ragrets
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Top comments
Wizardo 34
Unless its a poorly drawn or ridiculously stupid tattoo, don't worry about it since its your skin and you have made the decision to ink it up, you kinda have to be above criticism.
EsotericBrent 29
At least it's not permanent...
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Comments (62)
Bacontree 14
At least tell us what you had tattooed.
karlcolt45 19
was it a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon? :D
Wizzlbang 10
The fact that OP neither mentioned what the tattoo was nor where it was located, I'm gonna call this a YDI.
Saone_fml 27
Since no location was provided, i'm gonna assume it's a blue butterfly on OP's left buttcheek. YDI 'till we know more.
clueless05 12
Guilty until proven innocent on FML...it's a tough site
gman90210 18
Same as life be a bystander at a crime and try to help and when cops come they still try to throw you to the ground
Epikouros 32
Rich white teenagers with Thug Life tattoos on their thin little shoulders are so cute...
sulitak 27
Need more info
perdix 31
Is it the tramp stamp that says "INSERT PENS HERE?"
BellaFurfaro 12
What was the tattoo?
JoshuahColins 19
Y U No Post Pic Of It?
fischerxx 10
It doesn't matter what they think...it's YOUR skin and YOUR artwork... It only matters what YOU think.