Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Naughty girl
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Permission denied
Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Disapproving
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
Overreaching
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Economic abuse
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
No ragrets
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Top comments
Wizardo 34
Unless its a poorly drawn or ridiculously stupid tattoo, don't worry about it since its your skin and you have made the decision to ink it up, you kinda have to be above criticism.
EsotericBrent 29
At least it's not permanent...
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Comments (62)
Jacksparrow72 21
Body art comes with a risk.
Scout1010 4
What was it of?
Leasha3 14
Was it a funny tattoo?
vbmg152 19
I agree with the others! Need more info to vote! Come on OP, what's the tattoo?
darkmis1 18
Was the tattoo a heart with the word "mom" on it?
Likian5 26
A tattoo of...?
hryffff 11
What was your tattoo?
hryffff 11
What was your tattoo?
lonewolf621 17
Did the tattoo make their day?
charvisioku 22
Unfortunately it's a part of having ink; there's always a smartarse who thinks it's okay to ridicule you or tell you they don't like it.