Today, I shaved my beard that I wanted to grow for winter, into a goatee for a Skype interview. On the day, the interviewer only used audio. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML
Today, I managed to shave a single stripe out of the right side of my beard before the trimmer sparked and caught fire. I have a job interview in twenty minutes. FML
Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "LMAO" out loud at his friend's joke. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
Today, I had a phone interview, my first job interview in months. Two seconds in, I not only lost my signal, my phone froze up and stopped working completely. For six hours. FML
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Goatees are for losers anyway. I'd never be caught de—awww…
Nubsche 18
dude, its movember... no shaving in movember
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Comments (26)
Momperella 5
? Men should only shave their junk!
deathshead 19
NO! beards can be hazardous in certain environments. Personally, my father usually has a goatee or a handlebar mustache, or something along those lines, it's just manageable, a beard down to the floor is not. Plus shaving your crotch is not fun and I don't know why either gender give a flying ****, it's supposed to ******* be there.
captain_hero89 22
guess your face will be cold this winter
greatkate2020 14
So what. How in the world do you think this is an FML?
Birdie27 11
Facing a real crisis here, OP.
trucker2 33
I'll take the goatee over the duck dynasty look anytime
mattyiscool123 26
But that doesn't mean you have to use only audio
ambeerr 14
oh what a pity
great_nate 26
Boo-frickety-hoo!
tounces7 28
So, basically, the interviewer hasn't heard of something called a "Phone Call".
PegLegRacing 34
I'm sorry the weight of manliness was too much for you.