Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I received a text from my girlfriend in which she broke up with me. I was upset, but one minute later another text from her said, "Sorry, wrong person." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
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Top comments
ischneid101 4
that isn't really a logical conclusion to make after a good morning text.. FYL
isallwaysme 27
i would say you're better off, but you probably figured that out already
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Comments (79)
RabbitOfAurora 28
I'm going to say YDI OP. You need to show your future girlfriends more love.
kazrron 5
all girls that are like his gf thumbed up i bet..
HortonThelephant 15
Well, it all started when I woke this morning. . .
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah. Best to stay in bed and pull the covers overhead. OP: Good Morning! GF: **** you! What's good about it? Are you cheating on me???
singer0421 32
What a bitch! if you're never romantic like that, she might have reason to be slightly upset, but that's no reason to break up with you.
chuka81 27
No good deed must go unpunished.
nattynatters 14
Be glad you're rid of someone so insecure early.
Laserbeaver 6
It was for the best if she is that insecure
helenbooster 2
Dump you！？！ Oh..Trust me,she's not yours.
airhead2015 18
That's the stupidest excuse of a break up ever. FYL op, she wasn't a keeper.
Schiffy 18
There can be some weird responses to those three words..... but that..... I have no clue.
Pictureit13 6
Guess you should have done it more often.
Michael903 18
Sorry OP. The breakup was coming for some reason. Any reason. This just happened to be it. Take some time to be hurt and angry then go find Ms. Right.