Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
austincain117 16
I kinda hope you mean ex girlfriend... Nobody deserves to be treated like shit.
jDsaasy 2
Idk what TL DR means ?
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Comments (134)
vikky538 29
next time post it on twitter..I don't think she has a problem reading 140 characters
God_Fuckers 12
What does OP mean ?
tiny1972 12
Original poster
laden_swallow09 35
Octagonal perpetrators.
asmb100 27
Reply "Shortened Version: We're done."
nhaba1214 19
Sorry OP, that sucks. I hope she is no longer your girlfriend, people don't deserve that
Avergae_Joe 2
It stands for too long; didn't read
ThePez828 18
I didn't know what she meant. I thought maybe, "true life" then something else until I looked it up. I like "true life" better than what it is because then she would be admitting it! Sorry OP, that's not a nice person you're dealing with!
Attacksloth 33
That's when you call her and tell her you seriously want to talk about this. Be honest. Let everything out and tell her that if she doesn't change, then you're leaving. She's a bitch for saying that, but these kinds of things shouldn't be said via text. In person or over the phone. Do it in a somewhat public place so you have an out if she decides to go nuts.
marcranger 29
She'll probably ignore his calls, though. I say OP should take a hint and move on.
F4M2L0 9
TL;DR ?
ohsnapword 21
If you want to dump her ass, because she clearly deserves worse than you, just send her a picture of yourself with another chick.
PraparAnis 19
At least she was nice enough to put the ";".