Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
austincain117 16
I kinda hope you mean ex girlfriend... Nobody deserves to be treated like shit.
jDsaasy 2
Idk what TL DR means ?
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Comments (134)
minutestomadness 5
what the hell does "TL;DR" mean?
Ray_of_midnight 23
DTMFA.
izzybellej 3
what does "TL;DR" mean? I
edmunson 22
To all who didn't bother to read the meaning, please STFU.
jenn16zazu 16
what's tl dr mean??
rocker_chick23 27
Learn to read. People have already stated what it meant.
SaturnCheese 5
Oof... Maybe that's a sign you should let go, bud.
MVPK2010 13
What does TL;DR stand for?
elcee1987 18
Ydi for not just calling her or hell, seeing her in person. Texting purports to be more convenient, but is 14 hours of waiting on pins and needles worth it?
more4me 27
Bitch. Doesn't sound good OP. Sorry, man. Best of luck to move on .
waroftheroses 16
Is it me or has 'lingo' changed HEAPS since my day and I was only a 93 baby. wth, np, ect was what i knew...
cfett199 8
Your day? You are 21, maybe 22. Are you already getting so senile that being able to learn new terms is a challenge for you, of which tl:dr has been around for a while, at least since 2007, putting you at 13. You 'day' has only begun, seeing as how you are just now legally able to drink. "that was what i knew" please, get over yourself.