Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
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Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
austincain117 16
I kinda hope you mean ex girlfriend... Nobody deserves to be treated like shit.
jDsaasy 2
Idk what TL DR means ?
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Comments (134)
mrbrofister1337 2
For those of you who don't know, TL;DR is a command to type in troll face on Facebook, it's a secret emoticon on many other sites also
rocker_chick23 27
It means "Too long; didn't read." It is not an emoticon, It is text talk.
thejonac 21
if she really couldn't be bothered with you, meet her, be extremely straightforward about it and say that you're sorry but you don't have time for a girl who doesn't have time for you. and then you can politely end the relationship like a gentleman. ta-da, you're a free man again. good luck, OP!
laden_swallow09 35
All the more reason to kick that stupid bitch to the curb!
irisr_fml 24
Why'd you only ever call me when you're broke?
channelmonica 17
You do NOT deserve that type of disrespect. I sure hope she is your ex now. Good luck OP, there are by far better people out there for you(=
grimpeeper 13
Tl:dr. Just kidding, kick that bitch out.
thatcoolguy123 14
For anyone confused, TLDR means too long didn't read... which is just rude in relationships. Both of you should care about each other... oh and shouldn't this say "ex-girlfriend"..?
cutiegirl12326 17
Omg im so sorry
mzcupcakez 20
what does tl;dr mean?
saywhatsha 2
Ouch.. ?