Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
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Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
austincain117 16
I kinda hope you mean ex girlfriend... Nobody deserves to be treated like shit.
jDsaasy 2
Idk what TL DR means ?
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Comments (134)
thinblue32 15
Nope. Done. It's going no where good, real fast.
badluckalex 23
props to you for trying to make the relationship work, but luckily you found out she isn't worth it before it for more serious.
Lancer033 5
1st, I hope you moved on, but if you need to have a conversation like that texting isn't exactly the way to do it. Man up and talk face to face.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
There could be many reasons for a talk like this over text, one being that he never sees her unless she wants something which would make it extremely challenging to talk in person. Another possible reason being that she could be every emotionally responsive making op feel unsafe having such a talk in person.. and many other reasons.
PennyLane27 32
speaking from experience, those sorts of conversations are best spoken in person. Face to face. If she's the type to turn things around and make you out to be 'in the wrong' for voicing concern or having concern (some people play wicked mind games), then that's also a toxic relationship. Communication is so so so incredibly important. And if you're in a healthy relationship, communication shouldn't be problematic. Not to say there won't be awkward convos from time to time. But if you can't have a face to face convo with your partner over something serious, there's a problem.
orbit 22
TL;DR
SingleMom_of_2 5
Ok I feel stupid what does "TL DR" mean?
saadifti 11
too long; did't read
laden_swallow09 35
The Ladies Don't Run
luceeloo 10
You TEXTED that? Text is really not the best medium to have deep relationship related conversations. Communicate like an adult - talk!
LalaDee561 8
If she can't even bother to read a text her significant other sent her, what makes you think she's willing to talk it out in person?
bobafett892 23
I think the point was that OP never saw her since she ignored him and therefore had to have that conversation over text.
SingleMom_of_2 5
Ok, I should have read the comments before I asked what that meant. I hope she is you're ex girlfriend now. You deserve someone who's will treat you like a prince. Who will care about you, be loyal to you and won't use you for just your money. I'm sorry KalaKa for your shitty girlfriend.
YoursAlways98 13
I'm sorry but this made me crack up
ChildrenOfFilth 12
To that you reply, "Summary: We're done. GTFO."