Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML
Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I sent a text to my best friend venting about how terrible my date was going. I called the guy I was with a "clueless idiot." I sent it to my date instead of my friend. He responded with, “I’m sitting right in front of you.” FML
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
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Top comments
janabanana18 0
my god! Guys have issues.
MagneticGuitar 0
Yeah, seriously. You should not have texted him First. :P
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Comments (73)
RedPillSucks 33
Text him "When I realized you owe me $40 for dinner. I need my money you freeloading freak". Then cross him off your list of dating material.
naximus93 0
As we heard before, you could always sue him to get your money...
iheartglasses 0
Did I moderate this? Could have sworn I read this before. But sorry your date ended up being a total douche.. Surely someone as considerate and fair as yourself can find another date :) Good people tend to finish last, though. Shame..
jose1760 1
Wow your a stage 5 clinger...
Skankles 0
Her "a stage 5 clinger" what?
skyeyez9 25
I thought a follow up call or text was the appropriate thing to do after a first date? That guy is a jerk.
fmchi 2
Only if you subscribe to some set of bizarre set of rules that don't actually serve a purpose. Most people would actually consider it welcome to have her say she had a good time.
ColdGold 6
A well-spent 40 dollars and a timely text -- you know this guy is a duffus.
UrTheWorstCharac 0
Clearly you sent the text AFTER you put out.
griffin4 0
that's awesome. so ******* funny
Tempuser117 2
Where do people keep getting that the meal was $40? He drove 40 miles, it makes no mention of the cost of the dinner.
Jess_4602 0
I was thinking the same thing.
DocBastard 40
Methinks OP left out the end of her text... "Looking forward to getting together again. OMGZ i luv you please have my baby!!!1!1"
BloodyHeel 8
*Babies.