Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML
Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I sent a text to my best friend venting about how terrible my date was going. I called the guy I was with a "clueless idiot." I sent it to my date instead of my friend. He responded with, “I’m sitting right in front of you.” FML
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
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janabanana18 0
my god! Guys have issues.
MagneticGuitar 0
Yeah, seriously. You should not have texted him First. :P
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FerrariCake 2
A guy only drives 40 miles for a date if he is pretty sure he's going to get more than dinner. Sounds like you disappointed him. If you want to see him again, send a text that says "I'll have sex with you next time I see you." No questions, just informational. He'll appreciate that. If you don't want to do that, then just forget about him. You have a different agenda.
franwins0827 7
What an ass. Don't waste any more time on him.
franwins0827 7
Sounds like he was disappointed he didn't get more than a meal, and probably trying to put her off so he can pursue easier prey.
wDeemish 0
Douche -.-
johnnie254 7
talk about ungreatful...
HollywoodKaos 0
drop him in fact all men suck :)
wowzersselainee 0
Omgg where do I start with u ^^ a) u shouldn't have paid for him b) testing him tht early is d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e c) u should have known from the second he couldn't get his own damn taxi okayyyyy I'm done :)
sulitak 27
how old are you? a) its called being an adult... its selfish to always make the guy pay. plain and simple. b) over the weekend could imply up to five days. c) where the hell does it say he got a taxi?
Jazzalyn 10
That guy doesn't sound very nice. I don't see anything wrong with the girl paying for him. And what she messaged him does not make her needy or desparate or anything. It's just saying that, well what she said - that she had a good time and that she looks forward to seeing him again. That maybe she enjoyed the night enough to want to see the guy again. Of course, if I were OP, I wouldn't want to see the guy again after that.
Sexyychick26 0
Douch bag!
UNI_cornZ 6
You need to drop him like a hot cake. He has got too many problems if he thinks your needy.