Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
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Top comments
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Why does he have a picture of your sister in a bikini?
wanted_2_want 40
Yep. That is really ****** up. The aunt thing not the internet off
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Comments (45)
graayfox215 15
Jon snow boat scene in real life?
Lobby_Bee 18
You probably disconnected his internet mid wank, always gotta finish what you started. Am I right?
Oogly979 8
That's not cute that a truly disgusting that you guys talk like that with each other.
Ruben123H 3
The ****
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Apparently, using your imagination has become obsolete. I hope you find him therapy, he sounds disturbed.
WeirdUS 30
The kid definitely has issues. I’d say it’s time to sit down and talk with them also probably good time to start limiting his Internet access if that is immediate reaction.
Aiden89 23
Alabama, is that you?
Kyle Reagan 11
Someone watches too much game of thrones
Hejira Hayes 8
If all I had access to was my imagination and a picture of a relative, I'd leave the picture alone and just use my imagination. In fact, a total lack of imagination is a serious neurological condition. You should take your son to the doctor just in case. Make sure the doctor knows everything so the diagnosis is as accurate as possible. This is no time to be bashful.
T1A2Z3 35
I don't think it's her place to share intimate details about her kid that she shouldn't even know.
Mathalamus 25
Ten minutes and they devolve into anarchy....