Bbpoor
Waterloo, Canada
Today, I bumped into my old university roommate. He's now a young retired BlackBerry millionaire. I asked if he saw my resume back in the day. He did, and put it through the shredder. Making out with his girlfriend during senior year was apparently very expensive. FML
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ajh1800 25
You made out with his girlfriend and expected him to read your resume? I'd shred it too.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
If you were him, and something like that happened, would you hire someone that can try to ruin your current relationship?
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ajh1800 25
You made out with his girlfriend and expected him to read your resume? I'd shred it too.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
If you were him, and something like that happened, would you hire someone that can try to ruin your current relationship?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
You want us to feel sorry for you when you ruined his relationship?
draghkar 18
It’s 2018, I never thought I’d hear “Blackberry” and “millionaire” in the same sentence. But yeah, karma is a bitch.
Rabite 28
Well he's retired. So maybe the becoming a millionaire happened like 15 years ago.
dexter420 21
You totally deserved it! And you had the nerve too apply for a job from him. You should be hired as a target at a shooting range but im sure your parents told you that
tounces7 28
Blackberry Millionaire? What?
Donut_Wizard 23
He’s petty, but you’re a dick.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Yea, possibly the dick was involved.
Donut_Wizard 23
Just the tip.
RichardPencil 32
He was forced into retirement by BlackBerry’s mismanagement and incompetence. He might have even been one of the dolts in charge than ran the company into the ground. I’m guessing you regret not fingering her back then.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Karma...
Lobby_Bee 18
Why would anyone want to hire a backstabber? He already knows you are one.