Today, I saw the guy I bullied during elementary school and tried to apologize to him. Instead, he took out a knife and stabbed me. I'm currently in the ER. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, some guy tried to rob me and I accidentally made him stab himself with his own knife. Now he gets a comfy ride to hospital, while I get to sit across from this grumpy desk sergeant, waiting for a lawyer to explain that I'm actually the victim in this scenario. FML
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them, I impaled my forearm on a knife that was sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML
Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML
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(0000000000000000000000) 9
Bullying is damaging no matter how small or insignificant. While trying to apologize is an admirable thing to do and I praise you for it, it won't erase the days of pain that the victim has gone through. I'm hoping that you're safe and healing with the support of family and friends. And I hope that your attacker gets caught by the authorities and is given the help that they need.
interesting33 37
thank you for apologizing. that took guts. get better soon
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Comments (43)
TumblrweedPasses 11
You literally must've ruined his school life It's good you grew up and realised how cruel you were But seems too much too late
Ghostrui 31
I never want to meet the upwards of over 1500+ people who think attempting to murder someone for something that occurred in elementary school is acceptable. I get that bullying can have a long lasting traumatic physiological impact, but a person doesn't deserve to be killed for what they did as a kid.
onceuponatime456 16
Karma sucks, eh?
Jay Colclo 4
what goes around comes around prick. enjoy ER.
Anti_Sora 31
This is a YDI and an FML. You deserve a punishment but I commend you for apologizing and you don't deserve to be stabbed.
Dylan_331414998 11
This is your fault you bullied him and he got his revenge all praise the abused
Anubis_81 21
You know what they say about Karma
DanielleinDC 34
I was bullied pretty badly in school, but I don't think I'd stab the person responsible (especially because it's been at least 30 years since I've seen any of them and wouldn't remember what they look like). While you deserve a bit of misery for having bullied someone, stabbing is a rather extreme reaction.
Ciara Koch 22
It’s disgusting how many people are saying he deserved it he’s saying it happened in elementary school they weren’t even teenagers he didn’t deserve to be stabbed for what he did at like 9 years old good that guy is the one who has problems he’s had his whole life to get over it and someone’s actually trying to apologize to him and make it right and he stabs them knowing that could land him in jail and honestly he’s probably had a lifetime in and out of jail if he will stab someone over such a small thing
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, I'm surprised there are so many YDI's here. Yes, bullying is bad and needs to stop, but the guy got STABBED for God's sake. I doubt his victim ever wound up in the ER. Or, if he did, yes OP deserves the sweet karma. We need to know more about what this "bullying" entailed. Was it name calling/tripping in the hallway type of stuff, or more like cyber bullying and things like that? Regardless, you shouldn't have bullied anyone, OP, but I highly doubt you deserved to be stabbed, especially while trying to apologize (even if it's too little too late).