Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I once again came to the realization of how boring my life is when I noticed that the stray cat in my yard walks in a really silly manner, and I watched it for what seemed like an eternity, utterly fascinated, until it left. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
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WokeUpThisMornin 0
Sounds totally like something I would do.
Rocksygen 0
Everybody poops. Except vampires.
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Comments (111)
bodiara 0
was there someone staring at your neighbor staring at you staring at your cat?
WTFsGoingOn 0
Maybe the cat was staring at the neighbor. They could have a bad history and the neighbor was just scared to go out while the kitty was out there so she/he was hoping that the owner was going to take it inside soon. I bet that cat is a feisty attack cat!
zdriver76 0
so could that be a kinky form of beatiality? cause there are some sick sites out there for people to do shit like that i.e. 2 girls one cup. sort of the same concept from a viewers perspective
iamelrebel 0
hahaha... this is funny because cats are usually so private about their business!
waterynuggets 0
I'd of been more concerned with my neighbor watching me.
dspadres 0
Don't you clean up yourself after you shit? Are you shocked and awed by that phenomenon too?
greengrass12 0
yeah, that aint a normal thing to do...
gymnast608 0
why were you watching your cat? and why was your neighbor watching you?
strawhat 2
LOL...freaky...
PonPonPattaPon 0
You are the best kind of human.
Ninjaface 0
Meanwhile your cat was watching your neighbor look at you be fascinated by it pooping. And so the circle is complete.