Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I once again came to the realization of how boring my life is when I noticed that the stray cat in my yard walks in a really silly manner, and I watched it for what seemed like an eternity, utterly fascinated, until it left. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
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WokeUpThisMornin 0
Sounds totally like something I would do.
Rocksygen 0
Everybody poops. Except vampires.
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sayheyyybabe 0
No...cats use litter boxes, most of them without covers. They don't mind that much when you watch them "do their business". I have 2 cats, they don't really give a damn. It's not the OP's fault at all. They're not a pervert, just fascinated. A pervert would be standing right next to your cat and pressing on it's belly while it's taking a dump, then smelling their waste products, putting them in an airtight ziploc bag, and taking them back inside for you to examine and take apart.
hornetchik 0
My cat doesn't use a litter box, she goes outside in the garden or somewhere. Don't most cats do that?
Vanita 1
You make it sound as if indoor cats had a choice.
hornetchik 0
I'm probably never going to have an indoor cat, so I have a choice.
sayheyyybabe 0
Sorry, the last time I've had an outdoor cat was when I was...maybe 2 years old. All my other cats have been indoor, so I'm totally used to litterboxes. However, I think most cats are indoor but a lot of them do go outside. I still don't think it's perverse for them to watch their cat poop.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
YDI for letting your cat go outside, instead of in the house where no one would have witnessed you watching anyway. And yes, I'm bitter. I've walked past far too many eyeballs-popped-out, guts-strewn, skull-crushed-and-brain-splattered furry blood puddles that used to be cats and dogs on my way to school or work because people insist on letting them outside. Any consequence of doing so is your own fault, even if it is something as blah as this FML.
WTFsGoingOn 0
My kitty wears a harness and walks on a leash. My other cat is scared to death of going outside. He pretends he wants out, cries and cries while pawing at the door, but as soon as he sees what's on the other side he runs back into the house scared to death. The sad part of this entire rambling I am going through is that I was going to say my kitten is better about walking on the leash than my two year old dog. Then again this is the same kitten who thinks the litter box is for play time, not bathroom time.
hornetchik 0
Umm... cats are meant to go outside. They shouldn't be cooped up inside all day! Let them have some bloody fresh air! My cat is always outside hunting and exploring, its what they love to do!
DameGreyWulf 1
My cat stays inside pretty much all day. He's 15 ******* years old and arthritic. He doesn't need to go outside, especially in this weather.
WTFsGoingOn 0
Odd since my cat is scared to be outside. I think your point is one that is only true of some cats.
hornetchik 0
I guess its different for your cat #59, but for the typical fit and healthy cat, they should be allowed to go outside! If they are scared of it, its obvious that they have never had the chance to, so that might not ever change. I do live in the country though, so I guess there is less risk for my cat. Sorry, I just find the idea of an animal such as a cat, never getting the opportunity to go outside, very strange. Its just the common thing for them to be able to, where I live.
arabowner20 0
Yeah, the cats may enjoy being let out and all....but in my neighborhood, we know that letting a cat outside is basically like dipping it in steak sauce and offering it to a coyote. People don't even bother putting up lost cat posters if their cats get out. And I live in suburbia....not really rural or anything... I guess you could be like my odd neighbor who has a giant tear resistant "cat tent" in her backyard so her cats can frolic around in a 10X10 box of "freedom" during the day lol
arabowner20 0
*bother Just in case the grammar nazis try and get me.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
@ hornetchik I have no issue with cats going outside, i have issues with cats roaming free outside. I take mine out all the time on a harness with a rope, and watch while they mow on grass, throw up, mow on some more, roll in leaves, chase the rope, and generally have fun. I have no qualms about taking them outside, only with letting them roam free amongst traffic, dogs, and people who hate cats. That being said, the havoc free-roaming cats have on the local bird/wildlife populations is actually rather startling, and is yet another reason I would never let them roam unsupervised.
hornetchik 0
It is obviously different where I live. I don't live in the middle of nowhere, the nearest city is a 30min drive away, and the nearest town is a 4min drive away. Even in the town, most people let their cats roam free.
DameGreyWulf 1
It's not a big deal for cats to stay inside. They're extremely adaptable, for one; whereas a dog needs to be walked, a cat can make effective use of even apartments for its physical conditioning because they can utilize the space better than humans can, since they are small and agile. Secondly, many people with larger homes (and more free time, obviously) make playrooms and walkways for their cat(s). Cats are perfectly suited for being indoors as well as they are outdoors. And who said you can't put screens on windows? There you go, fresh air.
hornetchik 0
Yeh that sounds alright, I guess I've just never thought of people in really busy cities having cats. Its obviously a bit different here.
dberri05 2
YDI. but one day I watched my cat poop. she dug a hole, pooped in the hole, and then filled the hole with dirt. it is quite fascinating.
elisapizzaa 0
....this does not deserve to be on this website. so not a fml story. bfd.
DameGreyWulf 1
That fascination should've ended when you were a kid, OP.
WTFsGoingOn 0
Literacy? If that was your point, I agree completely.
BlowYaMind 0
Heh, heh... akward... "What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay" (Anchorman). Were you amazed..?
Bob31_fml 4
hun, unless your cat took its shit, wrapped it up in a bag, and dropped it into the trashcan, it didn't "clean up" its own poo - it just made a nice mess on your neighbor's lawn and you're the irresponsible pet owner that will cause your neighbor's dogs to dig up the shit and roll in it. YDI. Not an FML.
medfly 2
who said it was his neighbour's lawn?
hornetchik 0
Cats are meant to shit outside! I don't want a stinking kitty litter box inside my house!
WTFsGoingOn 0
Just because you don't want to clean up after your pets does not mean that they are MEANT to be outside. Maybe you are just to lazy and don't deserve to have cats to begin with.
hornetchik 0
Um, I never have to clean up after my cat, and I never come across her shit anywhere. She can go anywhere she likes, in the garden, in a bush, somewhere in the paddock. And I live on a lifestyle block, so although we have paddocks out the back, our neighbours are right next door to us. You most likely live in the city don't you? And your cats are sheltered little townie cats? Mmhmmm...
nzl_fml 0
oh well your neighbour sounds creepy as well for staring at you
cals 0
gotta love morbid fixation.