Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
Today, my wife and I have been trying for kids for years and nothing, yet my deadbeat brother just ran out on his third pregnant girlfriend in a row, with no intention of meeting the baby ever. FML
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my phone and saw a post from my nephew's mother, my brother's girlfriend. She has a swollen eye that my brother gave her. I've been telling him for months to get his temper in control, and now he's facing possible charges, and she's utterly traumatized. I wish I could cut off relations. FML
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ohjessica 11
Some parents are unfortunately like that.
Stoneyyay 5
actually the whole smoking during pregnant wont cause brain damage, but other health issues like asthma bronchitis, emphazema, but not brain damage., Alcohol on the other hand been proven to cause many many diferent brain anomolies in the womb and even after birth...
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brianjman14 23
While I don't agree that the mother should be smoking if she's pregnant, but to ask your brother to stab the uterus just because of it? Keep your crazy to yourself, lady.
isis_morrigan 18
although smoking while pregnant is not good, and can cause issues such as low birth weight, brain damage is not really a risk. just sayin.
ShadowedHuman 5
And this has what to do with your life?
ambersayshii123 17
1 that's not OK to say 2 why is it any of your concern 3 don't be so judgemental 4 the baby will more than likely fine
Ciara Koch 22
Look I get your concern but that’s not the way to go about it at all your lucky he laughed probably didn’t wanna fight with you/deal with you I would’ve been mad at you you don’t know what that girl is going through and I doubt you know how hard it is to stop smoking especially while pregnant with all those hormones she could be doing her best and concern is okay but only when voiced in a respectful way