Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML
Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
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Top comments
westbrookx 0
You are an IDIOT.
iknowimannoying 0
In Soviet Russia, iPod scratches you!
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Comments (451)
licketyslit 0
YDI for being unsmart.
RubixMonkey 0
unsmart is not a word.
licketyslit 0
**** YOU, ******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spinarium 2
stupid shit. don't be such an arrogant prick. LOL YDI but hey, people are people. sometimes we just have our stupid moments. it's just that your stupid moment is a helluva lot funnier
CFRA 0
moron.
8trickster8 0
Holy crap, how did this fml get so many comments?!
crackberrie 0
you should just be thankful that the video you watched wasn't one of a guy demonstrating how "shoving a fork in your eye will not result in permanent eye damage/blindness" cause you are clearly gullible enough to believe stupid videos
RubixMonkey 0
242- We don't let stupid lie there, we pick on it and then kill it. Then bring it back from the dead and kill it again. This is a Lazarus comment. Even god's like this is shit, lets torture it more.
Crisi_09 0
Why would u even think of trying to do that ? ._.
RubixMonkey 0
Life comes at you fast.
cassiie_fml 0
Congratulations. You are the new epitome of stupidity.
oystersmoke 0
i once did that with a plastic jar of peanut butter back in the late eighties when they switched the pb jars from glass to plastic. i had seen it on the peter pan pb commercial. the kid on the commercial bounced the jar in his kitchen and it looked really cool. i tried bouncing the jar as hard as i could. the lid cracked and there was pb everywhere but i was only eight. hopefully you are too. =)
captainhusspants 0
#13. There's a difference between an intranet and the internet. Congratulations on joining the ranks of people who think they know what they're talking about.