Today, I was at my brother's graduation. His mom was taking pictures of him in his cap and gown, but she got a picture of me sucking off a Coke bottle for a laugh, and she posted it on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
Today, as a joke, I put a picture of a sonogram on my girlfriend's Facebook. Now her entire family hates me, and her mother has started the two-hour drive to come pull her out of college. Whoops. FML
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Inkoseh 33
Always assume you're being watched. You're at a ceremony where everyone is having pictures taken of them, there was a slim chance you would not have been caught doing that on camera. I suppose worst case if you don't want it up, report her post and say it's an image of you and you want it removed? They usually take reports like that seriously, but the damage is done. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
BeefyQueefy 14
I guess he's your half-brother if his Mom isn't also your Mom?
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BeefyQueefy 14
I guess he's your half-brother if his Mom isn't also your Mom?
RichardPencil 32
You need to be careful when joking around in pubic.
Inkoseh 33
Always assume you're being watched. You're at a ceremony where everyone is having pictures taken of them, there was a slim chance you would not have been caught doing that on camera. I suppose worst case if you don't want it up, report her post and say it's an image of you and you want it removed? They usually take reports like that seriously, but the damage is done. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
bidet 10
Did you swallow?
RichardPencil 32
No, she blew it out her nose like twin fire hoses. Like all the cool kids do these days.