Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML
Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
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westbrookx 0
You are an IDIOT.
iknowimannoying 0
In Soviet Russia, iPod scratches you!
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Comments (451)
Rijii 0
I love how people are saying, "This must be fake. Nobody can be that stupid." Really? Do you honestly give the human race that much credit as to think there's not one single ******* moron out there who would actually attempt something like this? Because I will bet you my entire bank account that there's at least 1,000 more idiots out there with no brain cells who would do just this, and much, much worse. OP, you're a ******* degenerate and I really hope for the sake of future generations that you don't reproduce.
btaylor121 0
wow good job dumb ass its called a screen protector for a reason
lobby0ne 0
use a hammer on your ipod, i swear it wont dent the shiny back!
bds0688 0
OP is the kind of dipshit that warning labels warning not to put your hands under a running lawnmower are for. I bet you are also the kind of assbag to not watch the ground when it is raining outside, and assume water isn't tracked into buildings and are the kind of ***** to fall and then bitch. Seriously, eat a bullet OP; you stupid son of a bitch. I bet you're surprised when hot coffee is hot, or that explosives are flammable, or bleach is poisonous. God, I hope you fall victim to one of those.
Cymbre9199 0
EPIC FAIL!! How dumb can you be seriously? woooow =)
xPSYCHOxPATHx 0
yeah ummm shit happens but i think u should burn in hell cause see im already in hell and i hope i get to ******* kill ur ass u stupid prick... welcome to prime time bitch!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!
TriNiBaByDoLL 0
LMFAO ur sooooo dumb! YDI...that was a retarded thing to try on ur iPod jackass!!! it's common sense!!!
MaDmAkAm 0
Why why why ?!?!? Hold up ? Def call BS on this one.
Exiro2 0
WHAT A LOSER!!
crap345 0
idiot.
HeroicDude 0
seconded!