Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
You ought to lose your license. From personal experience with a jackass who did the same thing to me, I can tell you that your insurance isn't going to compensate your victims the true value of their vehicles. They will be out several thousand dollars and loads of time dealing with the mess because of what you did.
therevolution 0
wow that's so stupid...I don't think anything else needs to be said.
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Comments (166)
salsalover_12 5
Today, a douche slammed on his brakes causing me to have a broken leg,arm and a totaled car lets not forget i now have to pay 3,000 for all the damage done to my car.FML
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
wow ur an idot. there's no other words to discrib u as...
kitkatmiaow 21
Hmmm... idiot doesn't even start to cover it! I have had 3 cars written off by inadequate drivers like you. For God's sake is it so difficult no NOT SPEED? Asshole! This isn't FYL, it's F 'all the people who's lives you put in danger's lives. Get a grip. People like you make me sick.
lutatrox 0
fail
sabresrock 0
I have never heard of something so stupid this has to be made up. Or you have to be the dumbest asshole in the world you totally deserve this!
turkishjew 0
it's you're fault. you probably shouldn't have been speeding in the first place
shayundead 9
ydi dumbass
Dys7 3
perfect example of why those things don't help at all.
Cinn_fml 23
Actually, it's a perfect example of why stupid people shouldn't be driving.
Kolle 0
A speedcamera mesures your speed from about 100 meters and takes your averagespeed + minus 3 km/h. 2 slam the breaks is just stupid and your imcompetens in the traffic is even worse.
mudkiplover 3
I got a ticket once by camera so I love when I see it flash for other people, makes my day