Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
You ought to lose your license. From personal experience with a jackass who did the same thing to me, I can tell you that your insurance isn't going to compensate your victims the true value of their vehicles. They will be out several thousand dollars and loads of time dealing with the mess because of what you did.
therevolution 0
wow that's so stupid...I don't think anything else needs to be said.
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Comments (166)
Sparx1_1 16
Here's a plan asswipe.. don't speed. People DIE because of shit like this and anyone here who thinks this is funny is a complete idiot.
NyopQ 6
it's HELLA funny!
babyblueflowers 0
no no you don't get an fml the fml should be the people you wrecked into. it would say Today while driving on the interstate the moron in front of me slammed on the breaks for no reason. after causing a 4 car pileup the police asked why they slammed in the breaks. the said they though they saw a speed camera...FML
Anaxes 5
That's actually a story on FML
theannonymousone 0
Op is Asian. It's in op's blood.
lacrossebuddha18 0
you are sooooo stupid!!! how did you even get your license?!?!
mysoubriquet 3
So, you endangered lives to avoid a speeding ticket? You're an a-hole.
xgetxbentx 13
why in the he'll would you brake hard instead of just slowing down? you could have seriously injured or even killed someone doing that. ydi for speeding in the first place!
Anaxes 5
"Speed cameras count you as speeding, even if its 5 miles / 8 kilos above the limit" "Speed cameras count you as speeding, even if its above the limit" Do you not see anything wrong here?
Hopersz 0
Hmm 83# if your comment was directed at me how was I being selfish? You call me selfish? 84# Im sorry for your loss
aadk 0
Ok you're retarded. First of all, who brakes hard on the freeway? Second, by posting this FML, you're already admitting fault. You could've gotten away with having to pay everyone by saying you eased on your brakes but the car behind you rear ended you. This would have saved you a lot of money
iltby 3
You're a ******* moron, you're lucky you didn't kill anyone.