Today, I saw a major accident then stopped to help the drivers. I was on my way to a rest stop to use the bathroom so as we were waiting for police I went into the woods and I come out to the police arresting me for public urination. One of the drivers said I was "using the woods for a bathroom." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
Today, I was driving by the carnival and I really had to use the bathroom. I saw a porta-potty next to a house, so I parked in their front yard to use the bathroom very quickly. I came out to see a group of teenage boys urinating on my car. FML
Today, I came home after being stuck in traffic needing to pee really badly. When I went to the bathroom, my boyfriend was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it longer, so I went into the woods behind our house and found a bush. Relieving myself, my butt started to itch. I was sitting in Poison Ivy. FML
Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML
Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML
Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML
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ArtsySwag 0
So... you helped one of the drivers and they reported you? That's so rude. And besides, a little pee won't hurt the trees.
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
That's a crime?!?
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Comments (71)
Polygon 0
if its in the woods, yes its public, but no one else is likely to see. he went away from the freeway, and the cop had to find out he was peeing from the drivers and go hunt him down, yeah, sounds real 'public' to me. Sounds like the cop is just a jerk =/
failuresforfun 0
That sucks dude. What assholes!!
lastminuteperm 0
You suppose that when you help somebody out that you are totally off the hook for breaking laws? YDI for "public peeing".
sw95volleyball 0
i guess you havent heard of porter potties....
ned_schneebley 0
porta potties... but it doesnt really matter. theres nothing wrong with relieving yourself of bodily waste in the woods anyways.
hope93 0
dude your stupid... why would you go into the woods if you were helping some people with a major accident you should have waited the few minutes for the cops to get there or you should have gone to a building if you had to go so badly. YDI for being stupid and not going to a building... or even if you went in a bottle in your car at least then you would see the cops comming and could stop so you don't get cought.
PyroGuy911 0
your an idiot. He probably went into the woods because there were no other buildings around seeing as it was a forest area. Your stupid for repeating yourself. And seriously pissing in a bottle in your car? Are you that stupid?
ned_schneebley 0
seriously #42
m5matt95 0
That's what u get for trying to do something nice!
U_idiot 1
And that's why you never help people.
ned_schneebley 0
yes, your life is ******. do they know how many animals "use the woods as a bathroom"?
andrewms 0
YDI; the law is still the law...
drmike_fml 0
if you see that person again piss (or take a dump right in front of them haha.)