Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, I was at a supermarket when I saw a guy waving enthusiastically at me. I waved back, smiling like an idiot. He kept waving, so I waved harder, even giving him the ole finger guns. Then his actual friend walked up behind me, and I realized he wasn’t waving at me at all. The cashier witnessed everything and whispered, “Yikes.” FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML
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Top comments
Anti666 17
shave your mustache and try again.
sallen0046 4
Unless you've never encountered a mirror, you should be well aware if you have a mustache. A great deal of women do, it's not a life ******* situation. Either you're comfortable with it, or you have it waxed or bleached.
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Comments (61)
KateKiddo 6
Big deal! Just ask him what kind of moustache he'd like ;)
yeahiknow0 0
Get it threaded!!
dolphingirl00 0
first of all- shave it!! and second of all point out something bad about him next time you pass him to get him back.
fob420 0
my best friend has the same problem.. but everyone still loves her
AllyyK 9
Seriously .. that's nasty wax that shit!
xJUNKxPUNCHERx 6
Well, that was a real douchebag move. I wouldn't say ANYTHING about it if a girl had the 'stache. But really, just take care of it. Nobody likes Da 'STACHE.
RilleyRedd 1
I guess he likes you otherwise?
bazookajoey 27
Shallow. Try again
Kekslama 5
maybe op is a guy too.
rocker_chick23 27
Pretty sure OP isn't a guy when she is refereed as a she, and the gender thing says woman on it.
AmbrosiaFan 19
<p>Good riddance to him then. Find someone better.</p> <p> </p>