Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, I was at a supermarket when I saw a guy waving enthusiastically at me. I waved back, smiling like an idiot. He kept waving, so I waved harder, even giving him the ole finger guns. Then his actual friend walked up behind me, and I realized he wasn’t waving at me at all. The cashier witnessed everything and whispered, “Yikes.” FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML
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Top comments
Anti666 17
shave your mustache and try again.
sallen0046 4
Unless you've never encountered a mirror, you should be well aware if you have a mustache. A great deal of women do, it's not a life ******* situation. Either you're comfortable with it, or you have it waxed or bleached.
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Comments (61)
hunturkey 0
ewww you're one of those girls? :{ )
KyRidHEART 0
ewww your one of those supersticious boys. gross.
cheesecakex 5
You mean superficial, right?
gkings18 1
hahaha i hope so
TheDrifter 24
Nope 'stache on the sac is bad luck.
emo_devon 11
EW you mean you're one of those guys?? :0
Sparx1_1 16
Lots of women have facial hair - that's why wax and hair removal cream are such big sellers. Just be glad you found out this guy is a douche so you can concentrate on finding a decent guy. Get rid of the mustache and go find yourself a guy who has some class.
Plumppotato 3
but wouldnt getting rid of the mustache then finding a guy with class completely defeat the purpose? keep the mustache! then find a guy! otherwise you dont know if hes decent or not! the guy would probably date her if she got rid of it, so what makes him different from the guy whom she removes it for? think about it man...
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Shit I wish I had a mustache! Jk but seriously.
perdix 31
You've gotta take care of that shit right away! It's not just the 'stache, it indicates much more than you think. If you can't deal with inappropriate hair that is plainly visible on your face, we figure that you don't pay attention to hair that may be sprouting up in places you look at even less. I'll bet your bush is a tangled, matted jungle of a mess and you have hairy nipples *gag*. I can hardly stomach the idea of what's going on on your back, Sasquatch . . . *vomits* Wax that shit, so I can get back to eating my ginger snaps!
LardZilla 11
^Win
blondie97_x 2
I know someone with a muzzy, they tried laser and problem solved:)
taniaaaaa 0
wax it, honey! Lols he's a douche for saying that, but if you really care about what he thinks then take care of it babe
DocBastard 40
So no moustache ride for him. What, it doesn't go both ways?
TheDrifter 24
How, might I ask, did you get it in sideways like that?
sAnChEz_98 0
You should've replied well you aren't going to get me with THAT small penis!! :)
eGavik94 0
Ah, penis envy, the last resort of a pathetic feminist. The simple fact of the matter is, ugly women (OP) should not have access to society and the men that come with it, as they are neither needed nor wanted. If she wants to people to believe she has any value, "she" has to get rid of that mustache or deal with the fact that no one will love her.
journeyoflife 0
niceeee that would of been hilarious hahahaha
zanguard 0
Go back to the jungle OP.
fthku 13
YDI for not owning mirrors.