Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to a bar during Irishfest. When I returned to my girlfriend she was crying and told me that this guy pushed her. I confronted the guy and poured my beer on him who just happened to be the chief of police. He was trying to make room for a guy in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I was working behind the bar at a club. After serving drinks to a guy, he asked me if I could carry them outside to the two girls waiting for him. I scowled at him and told him I wasn't a waitress. That's when I realised he had one arm. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
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stephanietong 0
A good deed , and no one appreciates it ):
casey6492 0
no good deed goes unpunished.
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wishfulgoddess 0
Wow. He must be insecure. I always wonder what guys who act so macho are trying to compensate for. He put his arm around her. It isn't like he was groping her. I like to think my boyfriend would remain calm if he walked into that situation. Curious perhaps, but not angry. If I were that girl, I would have dumped him on the spot. I don't tolerate that kind of macho jealousy. If I were her, I also would have appreciated what you did. Sometimes we really do need a little help getting the drunk guys to leave us alone.
kirbz 0
it mustve taken you foreever to write this
ShenziSixaxis 0
File a lawsuit, dude.
Sapphy 0
what an asshole, he should be happy you tried to help her. and even if he couldn't understand that... dosen't mean that he should break your arm. wtf...
hippyhobbit 0
More FML B.S. I wish the moderators would stop approving crap like this that is an obvious lie.
burtonboard97 0
he can file a law suit correct?
Comicmischief 0
It's people like you that make me want to move to a better country. That ******** was probably American.
redheadfreak929 0
Fake, First how did u write this with a broken arm, 2nd its hard to break someones arm, 3rd i believe in the span of time of this guy hitting on this girl, the boy friend would c ur helping, 4th the girl would probably try to help u, do u really think we r that dumb, file a law suit if it is true.
FML_Add1cT 0
Coulda said something?
omgitsseejay 0
why do bad things happen to good people?