Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to a bar during Irishfest. When I returned to my girlfriend she was crying and told me that this guy pushed her. I confronted the guy and poured my beer on him who just happened to be the chief of police. He was trying to make room for a guy in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I was working behind the bar at a club. After serving drinks to a guy, he asked me if I could carry them outside to the two girls waiting for him. I scowled at him and told him I wasn't a waitress. That's when I realised he had one arm. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
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stephanietong 0
A good deed , and no one appreciates it ):
casey6492 0
no good deed goes unpunished.
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Bryan_Z 0
what's up with the violent ******?
bertox626 0
unclevername is pretty insecure... this is the real world you dont go hurting people for an assumption... thats the kind of shit that lands assholes like you in jail or in deep deep financial debt
stfuILY 0
nice try, man. props to you.
dlmurphy 0
I hold no delusions that would make me believe that the op wasn't, atleast a little bit, trying to pick the girl up. I mean be honest here, do you people really think that he wasn't trying to pick up the girl atleat to some degree. Having said that the boyfriends reaction was totally uncalled for even if he didn't understand the situation. I could understand if he told him to beat it and maybe shoved him a little (I'd just tell him to get lost), but breaking his arm, thats just an over reaction from an insecure man.
dancing_bear 0
You may have done an extra good deed by helping this girl realise that boyfriend is a psycho. I mean, he saw a random guy with their arm round his girlfriend so yeah he might have been pissed off, but he broke your arm so quickly that neither you or she had time to explain what actually happened? That's just messed up.
QueenOfMelodrama 0
@105 - I pity any girl who dates you. Seriously. Even if there was a guy trying to pick up your girlfriend, watch the situation. Does she explain she has a boyfriend? If so, does he back off? If not THEN you might have a situation. If she doesn't tell him she has a boyfriend, you might have a problem with HER, but then just go up to him and use WORDS first. Anybody who resorts to violence first is an IDIOT and will probably end up in jail for assault and will deserve it.
QueenOfMelodrama 0
I just saw UncleverName_FYL's next post, and I have more to say to that and it's too late to edit my last comment... In that sort of situation, YEAH, it's a bit awkward for the girl, but it's better than some drunk idiot hitting on you. If an arm around you is all he's doing and he takes it off as soon as the idiot leaves, that is PERFECTLY acceptable. He doesn't deserve a broken arm. At least let him explain. If I was dating you and you hurt some poor guy that was just trying to help, your ass would be dumped in a SECOND.
Day_I_Die 0
Ha, I agree with the guy that suggested suing him. What kind of ass hole just breaks someones arm? Seriously...You were just trying to do the right thing, and you get screwed over for being the good guy. What a great world we live in...
GrapefruitZoe 0
You. do. not. attack. people. without. knowing. what. is. going. on. You simply DO NOT DO IT! I don't understand people doing that!
AlexZB 0
no good deed goes unpunished