Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
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Top comments
pulpfiction_fml 3
If you really wanted that seat, you should have said "but I'm pregnant"
deathdefiyer 0
hehe i got told off for not getting up for an old bloke.I was 7 mths pregnant, just finished work and he didnt believe me.He was thrown off the bus.Not my fault I didnt show much Meh, you paid same amount if not more for the seat, fluck him!
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Comments (25)
BeatNik169 3
I see how your life is irreversibly ruined by this.
varkey 7
YDI, why would you assume that he was getting up for you?
skigirl98 9
It was an honest mistake....
bluejay22 4
why is this an FML?
Star928 7
He should have made it clear who he was talking to. FYL for sure, how could you know?
ILoveZombieBoys 13
How rude. Sorry, OP
JamieLT 22
Yeah thought u should've see the old woman
incidnia 15
How would you not see her if you most likely got on at the same time ?
MandMmuffinMan 11
I honestly don't see what the big deal is... the elderly lady got her seat so all is good :)
JesusOfNazareth 16
The man was giving up his seat, the person who made this thought they were giving it to them, but were giving it to their wife.
FweakofCydonia 40
I mean, it's not like you have eyes in the back of your head....right?