Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
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Top comments
MissAwesomeness 4
ydi for moving in with your boyfriend... who still lives with his mother.
Ioannes 0
WTF is this?? You live with your BOYFRIEND in his MOTHER'S house? My mom would've beaten me with a stick if I would even think of moving my girlfriend in with me, and I own my own place! What happened to the America I moved to??
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Comments (54)
LemonStarship 5
Party foul.
stacster 0
buuuuurrrrnnnn!!!!
iTerrorized 4
Yo this girl need to write a novel.
MrsDruidess 23
I gotta say, what the hell were YOU doing living with his mother? If he's not man enough to live on his own, why the hell would you move in with them? Bad move OP
I_Bite 22
#57 When I started living with my partner I was living with his Nan and him. I had just moved to the other side of the country to be with him and I was looking for work so we could save and buy a house (his job alone couldn't cover $450 a week in rent) :) you never know their situation
heb3003 0
he either has a good reason, or he's a mamas boy and wants to have more attention. either way, fyl.
Hanimon 0
It was probably a joke
MrBrick 0
wanna hear a blonde joke? I keeeeed
Jober 0
that sucks..
PeteyPablo12308 20
How sweet...
GOLD_STAR 0
Suks to b u....try askin y??? Mayb his mom dnt like u...
luckyone365 7
Use English next time.
Ioannes 0
WTF is this?? You live with your BOYFRIEND in his MOTHER'S house? My mom would've beaten me with a stick if I would even think of moving my girlfriend in with me, and I own my own place! What happened to the America I moved to??
I_R_Genius 3
Hmmm, in America, we call it love. If you've been with your partner for a while (atleast more than a year) then they can move in with each other. I don't see a problem with people who are in love moving in with each other.
chrstygrl06 10
I had to move in with my boyfriend and his mom because my parents were crazy alcoholics. There could be a reason the OP lives there!
monnanon 14
I lived in with my bf in his mum house for three years because the lease ended in my flat before we could find a place of our own. Unfortunatly he turned out to be a little reluctant to move out but we have moved now.
MissAwesomeness 4
ydi for moving in with your boyfriend... who still lives with his mother.
Ioannes 0
High five!!
you_freak 7
FTW!
taintedblue 3
Seriously! That sounds like hell.
jansdo 1
my thoughts exactly
dezinspaaace 0
maybe he's saying something. dump him now op.
redbluegreen 41
I think that was his way of dumping her.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Yes redbluegreen I would have to agree with you.
sviselli 0
prick!