Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
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jmsouthe7 3
******* double standard
leopardwilliam 22
How dare you use her words against her!
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Comments (112)
hawkette_54 14
You could've been the mature one and just stopped arguing with her and let her cool off... Just a thought..
I_Bite 22
I hate it when someone just walks away from an argument and ignores you so you can "cool off" I'd rather they sit there and talk it out until the issue is resolved. They're welcome to yell if they need to but I'd rather get it all out in the open than ignore the problem until it goes away. Besides you can't tell a woman to "chill" or "cool off" it gets us more pissed. Some of us anyway.
hawkette_54 14
I'd rather walk away and let things cool off before I say things I don't mean... Not make a big deal when we're pissed off. Then once things calm down, talk it out..
tantanpanda 26
^in the real world, that doesn't work. If you walked away during an argument, the other person will get more pissed at you. Best to deal with it right then and there.
hawkette_54 14
I love in the real world and that's what I do... Believe it or not it's actually worked out for me. I hate fighting so that's the best thing for me to do.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
It's worked for you cause of the people you were with. But other people (myself included) consider it to be incredibly selfish. If you get me angry and then walk off cause you only care about your emotions or can't control yourself when angry then it's dumping time.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Hopefully she doesn't come back
SubparAtBest 23
*Equality Intensifies*
aliahh7 6
Women...
ChristinePi 36
She wasn't worth it then OP. Sorry but it sounds for the best.
kuzzy00 22
Agreed with #9. I tried pulling this stunt like OP did. Bitches be crazy sometimes. OP... What makes you think using the same arguments back at her (you know the ones that made you angry in the original arguments, which were obvious bitchy responses designed to provoke anger from you!) in future arguments are a good idea? Rookie mistake. Future Lesson: If you don't assert yourself in the beginning of the relationship, you'll be wound on her fingers for the rest b
KxHoneyCombxP 24
Haha, when my husband does that it actually makes us both stop and laugh. It's a smooth way on his part to get me to smile and shut up.
Bibblejomin 18
>Implying most women are reasonable/logical when arguing. Rookie mistake, friend. But FYL
mo3zz 13
count your blessing.. when it comes to an end my friend, anything and everything becomes an escape plan.
Keiraquarium 12
For me, using generic "comebacks" or witty/nasty comments of any kind is always a no-no when it comes to arguing with my boyfriend. It just turns what should be a civilized discussion into something childish and unnecessarily aggressive.
laden_swallow09 35
Hence the reason why the bitch can't even handle her own stupid arguments in the first place. OP is better off.