Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I found my husband on a dating app and I was gonna kick his ass, until I realised that would mean admitting I’m on the same app, so I deleted mine but now I need to figure out a way of explaining how I know he’s still on it, so I can kick his ass. We have a twisted relationship, I know this. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
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FFML_314 12
He's not the only one stalking you online, Sarah. ;)
skittle68 0
Um they were married- what do you think??
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Comments (46)
hk_fml 9
Aw no, don't take them all down! Just ignore him, don't let him get in the way of your dating life.
shruti_142 0
I agree... so.. he's stalking u online. big deal!!! it's not all that bad unless he's really stalking u. this is no reason to give up dating.
mrahhhhh 21
Instead of doing that, you should have put in the following info: NAME: Phyuck Yu. SEX: Not since 1979. HEIGHT/WEIGHT: Too big for my scale and... as tall as my pant size in inches. ORIENTATION: I used to be straight and married; but my husband was terrible and I changed to the other camp. FINANCES: Depends on whether President Obama can raise alimony money... if I can find my husband HE BETTER WATCH THE **** OUT!! He'll run from you faster than if you were Lorena Bobbit herself.
tinooh 0
lol wow well best advice tellem he ain't gotta worry cause your all he needs;)
tinooh 0
or he's all you need something idk be romantic about it or sexy
ImaginaryFoe 1
Hard to tell from your grammar but I think you may have mis-read the post. OP is single. Her ex has a new gf but is still looking up OP.
mightymart 5
so an ex-lover Still has a thing for you, what a terrible event, how can you live with yourself, boy it must be so hard to live through this..... /sarcasm.. ps: subtile self-flattery Will get you nowhere
ChrisSG 0
who does Facebook stalk their ex'es? wait, is it just me?
Xavi89 0
haha!
nikkibeez 0
hmm weird, how do you know unless he told you though? that does suck tho OP, just try to avoid him I guess.
_HeadShot_ 0
tell him to **** off
ImaginaryFoe 1
I think the word "stalking" gets tossed around a bit too much. Is he just looking at your profile? I don't know how long you were married or on what terms you separated but is anything in your profile really new information? Why care if he looks? If he is responding to your profile (or however it works), that's annoying but may not actually be stalking. Print out his messages for his gf to see that he is unfaithful and for the police to see if they are threatening. Or just ignore him abd live a fabulous life.
mguda2374 0
Bahahahaha!